"So I met this 23 year old waitress chick on the weekend. We exchanged numbers after I told her I was a comedian with my own show on Sirius and she seemed really keen to meet up. We were texting back and forth and when the time came for her to give me the basic social cue of wanting me to make a decision and take charge, I turned it around on her like a 15 year old faggot and asked her 'I don't know, where do you want to go? Now the ffffucking scumbag cunt won't reply to the 35 unanswered texts I've sent her. I guess she must have looked up my standup and realised she couldn't handle a degenerate as big as me."
Yes, Norton is an ugly little twerp and no self-respecting female wants to touch a tranny-fucking queer but his biggest problem is his complete and total lack of game. He makes the kind of basic, cringey mistakes most guys learn not to make after the age of 18. He really is horrible with women.
Yes, Norton is an ugly little twerp and no self-respecting female wants to touch a tranny-fucking queer but his biggest problem is his complete and total lack of game
I don't think the Worm having game would make a difference. He should be able to find some bitch based on career/financial credentials alone, but the fact that his interns get further with women than him is testament to what a fundamentally repulsive incel he is.
Even a little game with his income should keep him busy. Instead he gets to live alone in that apartment, soaking up that view all by himself. That is, unless his super bestie Mary Jean stops by to watch Richard Curtis movies and gossip about all the pussy she’s been giving up.
b) Has a laundry list of disgusting fetishes and ideas about women in general
c) Is whiny, self-loathing and depressing while making sure to drone on about it
d) Told hundreds of thousands of people that he sucked his friend's cock
e) Is unfathomably ugly from head to toe
The idea that literally any woman would want to be with Jim is raw delusion on his part. He's vile. Intern Dana got him hopping mad by barely insulting him because her rejection was just a drop in the bucket.
11 comments
1 PhillyBuckeye 2019-06-09
Imagine trying to eat and keep your food down while looking at this face.
1 SirSodomy 2019-06-09
farts
Can I sniff your armpits?
1 HermanoJoe 2019-06-09
Remember, Jim was.once upset that hookers didn't care about him.
1 suirogerg 2019-06-09
This always cracks me up, namely that this hack gets so upset by rejection. He fucking BROOOODS
1 LengthyChode 2019-06-09
He gets dark. Like, really dark.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-09
"So I met this 23 year old waitress chick on the weekend. We exchanged numbers after I told her I was a comedian with my own show on Sirius and she seemed really keen to meet up. We were texting back and forth and when the time came for her to give me the basic social cue of wanting me to make a decision and take charge, I turned it around on her like a 15 year old faggot and asked her 'I don't know, where do you want to go? Now the ffffucking scumbag cunt won't reply to the 35 unanswered texts I've sent her. I guess she must have looked up my standup and realised she couldn't handle a degenerate as big as me."
Yes, Norton is an ugly little twerp and no self-respecting female wants to touch a tranny-fucking queer but his biggest problem is his complete and total lack of game. He makes the kind of basic, cringey mistakes most guys learn not to make after the age of 18. He really is horrible with women.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-09
I don't think the Worm having game would make a difference. He should be able to find some bitch based on career/financial credentials alone, but the fact that his interns get further with women than him is testament to what a fundamentally repulsive incel he is.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-09
Even a little game with his income should keep him busy. Instead he gets to live alone in that apartment, soaking up that view all by himself. That is, unless his super bestie Mary Jean stops by to watch Richard Curtis movies and gossip about all the pussy she’s been giving up.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-09
Jim
a) Constantly uses transsexual prostitutes
b) Has a laundry list of disgusting fetishes and ideas about women in general
c) Is whiny, self-loathing and depressing while making sure to drone on about it
d) Told hundreds of thousands of people that he sucked his friend's cock
e) Is unfathomably ugly from head to toe
The idea that literally any woman would want to be with Jim is raw delusion on his part. He's vile. Intern Dana got him hopping mad by barely insulting him because her rejection was just a drop in the bucket.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-06-09
He's also smaller than 90% of women.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-06-09
Jim could legitimately become the king of MGTOW or the in El movement if he had any self awareness or an sense of carrer path.