Theory: Joe was recently outsmarted by a pack of feral cats and thinks they now rule over humanity.

14  2019-06-06 by 2Shirts4life

His username is always something to do with an issue he is going through at the time or around when he gets online. Doxxer100, Intlectual Homosexual (i forgot how he (mis)spells it, but this is clearly a hamhanded attempt at coming out the closet during the big apple ranch period of his stupidity). r/Catsrulehumans suggests to me that Joe has lost it to the point where he's just turning his hallucinations into usernames for reddit.

Put the bottle down and convince me I'm wrong you rotting derelict pederast. It'll make my Panera plate washing nightshift go quicker.

12 comments

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-06

You forgot OpieCakeStomp and TargetedHarassment, FiatBarbie and the one he had for an hour.

1  DumbCowJoe 2019-06-06

Isn't that call me winston guy him too? It's hard keeping up with so an incredibly sad old retard who is completely consumed by this place. Broken brained old cow.

1  call-me-winston 2019-06-06

theres no such thing as bad publicity so for the record yes i am joseph cumia junior of central islip long island new york and i am not a pedophile or a cow

1  cthulhu_110 2019-06-06

This is not People's court. You can be honest with us Joe, we know your true form.

1  call-me-winston 2019-06-06

ok im a cow you got me

1  Jungies 2019-06-06

Prove it - post your DD-214

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-06-06

Figuring out what username Joe will go with next is a great source of fun.

Like, catsrulehumans? What kind of cat worshipping single Fat Liz let that username slip through their greasy fingers? Only for Joe to snap it up.

1  WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-06

A few of the alleged accounts weren't him though. Not hard to tell with a little digging.

1  Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-06

Fiatbarbie is Joe? What a twist

1  McGowan9 2019-06-06

I'm pretty sure the "Intlecutual Homosexual" moniker sprung out of the fact that Joe is no different from every other barely educated loser in the world, in as much as he thinks (or at least claims) that men who are "book smart" (i.e. formally educated) are somehow effeminate or suspect. Yes, the faggot in a crop top with his hand places swishishly on his hip in that 80s "Oh, Dara" picture has the audacity to call anyone a faggot.

Of course, feeling like that is just lashing out in defence of his own feelings of inadequacy at his inability to complete even a basic high school education. Impressively, both his and Anthony's "books are for fags"/"I studied at the university of life" shit is one of the least pathetic things about them.

1  SensibleKeks 2019-06-06

Joe's next moniker will be LayingOnTummy named after what he has to do after each visit at the Big Apple Ranch.

1  Jungies 2019-06-06

Can'tSitDown4Weeks