I thought you were leaving, Joe.

No one cares what whatever you're talking about.

Its all mooooo to me

What did he say, Robin?

about whatever you're talking about.

Seriously can someone decipher what he's rambling about here? The only part I understood was 'another gig cancelled'.

No effect eh, cow eyes?

Nice being done with this place btw Joe. Couldn't even stay away for 24 hours.

Yeah, I mean I get that a gig has been cancelled but I don't know which one and I don't know or care who Brad is until he kills his own son.

Have some child spit and simmer down, old man.

"I’ve blocked everyone that was left. It took all of 5 minutes. Now I’m alone and bored. You’ll all miss me. Buh bye.. buh bye. 6:47 06/04/2019"

You just can't help yourself, needy boy

Yesterday

Joe blocked us all, said he was going away

Now it appears as though he's back today

I didn't believe him yesterday

Joe C's gay

But we already knew that anyway

Now it's clear he likes man spray

Oh we all know that Joe C's gayyyyyyy

Why...he...is so slow

I don't know

He's super gay

I..said...he likes dong

He was wrong

Yesterdayyyyyyyy

Why he has to blow

Go ask Joe, he doesn't say

I said nothing's wrong

Suck a schlong but Joe, you're gay.

Why...he...is so slow I don't know He is so gay I...said...he likes dong He was wrong Yesterday

You forgot he quit the day before that as well declaring victory.

This is against the rules Joe

You're a failed podcaster too, remember?

It was the only thing he has done that makes me laff

The only thing? Dude has been a fucking treasure trove of laffs

Receipts please

Subpoena.

Getting your gigs cancelled isn’t so much an attack on you as it is a kindness to the handful of people that might’ve accidentally found themselves listening to your boomer trash cover act.

What you don't think bearing witness to this is a pleasant experience while you're trying to enjoy a meal?

No I do not.

Although it'd be fun of the bald idiot who thinks he's a musician for 10min before asking the waitress if he can turn down his amplifier. We came here for food, not to kill ourselves.

What kind of fucking moron chews gum while they’re singing? His stupidity is radioactive.

Shut up faggot

Haha. Better check on your other gigs too, fat body. Your bandmates must hate you so much.

They probably have jobs and lives and this is just a side hobby. So a gig getting cancelled just means a well deserved night off for them.

Joe has a job too, full time leech and pederast apologist

pederast apologist

Yup. Let's not forget that his defence for his brother grooming underage girls online is "he never got arrested for it". This is a man with a young daughter.

Just total scum of a human being. Deserves all the bad shit that happens to him.

The good ol' Jimmy Saville/Michael Jackson defense. If you haven't been convicted of fucking a kid, you're not a pedophile! Yay!

Tragic that Saville/Jackson/Cumia defense can't work on Jeffrey Hollander, as he has been convicted of fucking a kid.

"Endless days turn into sleepless nights..."

Wrote our own prophecy there, fatboy. You never learn, you just take a beating then go off & rub some of that good ol' kiddy dribble on them wounds and waddle back to us for more with this shit. You clearly have abandonment issues but we're not another nigger family you can be part of. Get off here & do right by your daughter you fucking deadbeat.

Do the other people in your little role play troupe know that you're costing them money by antagonizing a group of sociopaths for no reason?

What would pretend Bono say about your behaviour?

Geno don't play that shit, he threatened to beat Bovine Joe into dust, Private Peel ran to the cops

Said some bitch coward shit like this has been filed in a police report thank you, then blocked the dude. Went to his safe space peeled up a dozen potatoes baked them and shoved em up his ass.

I'd expect that kinda of faggotry from Anth but not a US military figure

HE’S A VETERAN! AN ARMY PEEL!

What are their social media accounts? I want to have a word with them

It really does have to suck for them. This bald, tusk stealing moron can go beg a few bucks off of his neer-do-well brother, but they're got to do with out.

If I were them, I start looking for a new guitar player. There has to 1000's of elderly bald guys that could strum out U2's greatest hits.

YOUR MOMS BOX

Are you threatening to leave once and for all? Because when it’s the 3rd time you’ve declared it in the past week only to come right back the threat kinda loses its teeth a little.

No effect, right, you bloviating pederast?

Question: At which time and date did you drop this post here?

we dont care to doxx our own fa la la la

only when you accidentally kill your kid fa la la la

most of the sub failed at standup at some point fa la la la

that why we bitterly tell mean jokes on the internet fa la la la

Shut up,stupid

If you are a child and the user above tried to engage you inappropriately, please, contact to the admins immediately! Do not respond!

If you are a child and the user above tried to engage you inappropriately, please, contact to the admins immidiately! Do not respond!

Nice immediately, stupid.

...

What about if the user above me invited a registered sex offender over to his house?

I was in a pretty crappy mood until I read this.

Thanks Moomia.

What are "gig assholes"? Sounds like the crappiest (pun intended) bodega snack because there's no way that erudite Full-Blight Scholar Joe "Tab Master" Moomoo whipped up that grammatical clusterfuck of a run-on sentence.

No siree. Not from a man who thinks "Thesaurus" means "that thar dinosaur".

If you are a child and the user above tried to engage you inappropriately, please, contact to the admins immidiately! Do not respond!

What's FatBarbie talking about?

He's been spamming this without correcting the error of "contact to the admins immidiately", both in terms of grammar as well as spelling.

He spent the entire afternoon yesterday spamming this to every comment I've made in the last few months. He got shadowbanned by those subs and admins pulled his comments down.

For some reason, he thinks this is a good bit although I never go onboard with either "Joe Spit" or Pat's "sweet child" thing. And the only time I remember mentioning NAMBLA/pedo stuff was in my 'Twas the Night Before GenCon Pat parody when I said something like:

His family disowned him for young boy romance

Like the Black Mirror episode "Shut up and Dance"

If you are a child and the user above tried to engage you inappropriately, please, contact to the admins immediately! Do not respond!

If you are a child and the user above tried to engage you inappropriately, please, contact to the admins immediately! Do not respond!

So they did cancel the gig due to my email? Awesome I never got a confirmation.

Also thanks for he Dirty Harry style text messages to me.

Yup. I am a failed stand up. Honestly, SJW’s and winey liberals were one of my deciding factors into finally hanging it up. I am as liberal as they come. Lack of it ever really taking off was a huge factor. I know I’m not that funny. I got lucky. I tell that to everyone. I had a good run here in the Midwest. I got MC and feature work pretty steadily for years and also toured with Killers of Comedy which is how I met Bob Levy who I thought was a buddy of mine even tho we haven’t worked together or spoken in a few years. Curious as to how you got my phone number. I was thinking it was the venue I was emailing to get the Almost Journey show cancelled.

These subs and the people who post have entertained me and made me laugh harder than anything I saw in my years doing stand up. There are some really funny people on here.

But there are also crazy people as well. I’ve seen what has happened to folks like Fatrick so I am more scared of the people who post on here than anything The Cumia Boys could do to me in the court of law. Also, anyone who still buys into Nana’s bullshit and are still a fan of his terrify my the most.

I wasn’t using fake names when emailing venues or sending them messages on social media. It was all done with my own personal accounts and emails. That probably was the thing that fucked it up for me but I felt contacting them with my own accounts would help actually get gigs cancelled instead of a name like [email protected].

Also, I was the one who used some friends I have at places like Buzzfeed and a few other sites originally and they all were so close to doing a story about Anthony but their editors would always be the one to stop them because either and these are exact quotes;

“No one cares about Anthony Cumia anymore.” “Who is Anthony Cumia?”

Also, I was the Reddit account of DisgruntledComic a few years ago at the original subreddit. Every piece of dirt I dished was true so yes Jim Norton was one of the weirdest comics I’ve ever met and was downright rude to his openers that weren’t female. So much so has them lighted early if they are doing really well and he seems threatened. It didn’t happen to me but two of my other friends who worked with him. He was a rude little cunt to me when I worked with him twice.

Great job Joe. Also, per our discussions via text I told you I was one of hundreds of people.

I have nothing to plug unless you want to come stop by my boring 9-5 job and see how boring I am and how I am one of the most boring people you will meet. Boring but fiercely loyal to friends and family. Even strangers on the internet like this sub and the people who post.

Unlike you /uDOXXER100 social media and Thai place doesn’t rule my life. If this sub did go away forever it would suck but I would continue living life ok.

I’ll be waiting for those court documents I guess. I hope you got he $5K. If you really want to show me up you’ll donate a small piece of it to any charity that is set up for Alzheimer’s which is something close to my heart.

Sorry for the novel. Been an interesting morning.

Rich Vos at The Borgota Atlantic City, NJ July 14-July 17th.

From the great employees of a local Panera, we salute your service.

Thanks! Can’t wait my free panini on my lunch break.

The 6 inch is free. Anything bigger and you need to pay.

6 inches is plenty though.

Not for me

I got a big appetite

appetite? what's that, french for navel?

What's happenin baby.

You know knickers is mod now, yeah?

Me got the keys to all the doors.

Can u wire me 700 7-Eleven points, please?

wow.

The Cumias doxxed that college student at like Arizona State I think? Also the guy who worked at the bike shop.

Even Chris Kuhn was doxxed for holding a screwdriver to his baby momma's throat or something, we made cracks about his nose but nobody fucked with him until the botched soundbar heist.

Fonner was before my time but he was just an obese hunk of shit, wasn't he? Same with vape thief, and ToolMan has that one unfortunate picture with the bug eyes. Stinks, antsccwpermit, Kyle, thirtymilligrams, you get made fun of but the craziest of the crazy don't really after you. Their "magnum opus" is getting the sams_seed account banned so you have to register a new username.

So whatever I guess? I really wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

Fonner was a real giant of a man. Seriously, he had an enormous heart.

He followed my posts for a time. Kept turning up blowing me kisses on r/cuckold trying to be cute but actually blowing up my action.

He was a character though. And morbidly obese as well. A real one-two.

Seriously, he had an enormous heart.

Some say it was too big. The coroner, specifically.

Got ya!

Why would Brad be fucked with?

Why would Brad be fucked with?

Because Nana's remaining fanbase are more mentally-ill than we are.

Meh... when Nana came for me the fan base got annoyed with him since I posted shit akin to what ERock posts according to them... I mean who wouldn’t post thundercats covering Wutang Clan

Sterling work and much appreciated.

Good work dude, but unless we get confirmation that its cancelled, this is just joe trying to get us to back off.

Cafe Wha just cancelled. The Courthouse Center of the Arts gig in Rhode Island seems to be going on still because Joe has convinced them all this stuff is made up.

https://streamable.com/eo5wi
This is made up joeh??? you fucking idiot.

No more embarrassing than JohnDough trying to fuck LinzBella. You did this out of honor though so I don't think you'll have any time in the barrel.

No more embarrassing than JohnDough trying to fuck LinzBella.

Worse, he was trying to love LinzBella.

I am not a weirdo

Can we see the Dirty Harry style text please?

It’s just a lot of Joe Cumia’s Greatest Hits that are said on here but this time messaged from his actual phone number.

My favorite part was when he texted “You got Dox’d” and I just replied “I don’t care.”

A failed comic is "liberal as they come" you say? Why is it never the ones with a good job?

“No one cares about Anthony Cumia anymore.” “Who is Anthony Cumia?”

That is a zinger and a half coming from fucking buzzfeed. Lol buzz, feed nana.

Buzz fed nana when nana was a wee lass.

keep up the good fight and God Speed.

Can you try cancelled this gig https://www.facebook.com/events/868039873547583

Everyone else has hit a wall, perhaps you'll have better luck

Hey brad..

Age.

But why? I don't get it. As a performer, why would you want to fuck with someone's money?

Was it personal, or just the mob mentality?

Can we discuss the worm shit here?

I fucking hate him the most. What a fucking faggot aids-ridden cumstain he is.

He won't sue you. He can't afford it, the deposition would be humiliating to him and his family, and he'd lose. Even if he didn't lose, he'd get nothing from a judgment because you could file bankruptcy and Joe would be out of a lot more money than this shitty gig would've paid him. He knows this, and that's what makes his Internet Tough Guy persona even funnier.

Post the texts and we'll thrash Joe's fag ass

That was beautiful.

Seriously, good job man.

Every piece of dirt I dished was true so yes Jim Norton was one of the weirdest comics I’ve ever met and was downright rude to his openers that weren’t female. So much so has them lighted early if they are doing really well and he seems threatened. It didn’t happen to me but two of my other friends who worked with him. He was a rude little cunt to me when I worked with him twice.

If you could expand in detail on this maybe in its own post, it'd be lovely.

Genuinely.

Remember when you were celebrating it being over?

Him and all the other fat balding elederly men were “laffing and laffing” over it. I guess not anymore.

Jesus Christ, you’re back already Joe?

What bloated fucking loser you are. It’s hysterical that for about 10 seconds you were floating about the old subs being killed off. Reminds me of when you were all happy about your victory on People’s Court. Then when it aired you realized what a joke you looked like on national TV.

You’ll be back on this sub within a week.

The queer who kicked the hornets nest.

What a difference a week makes.

Hey faggot. You're talking about failing? You're a failed musician, and your brother pays your way. You beg for attention on here like an old cat lady who's never had dick in her life. For once in your life, get your shit together you sponge

Joe is an attention slut.

Can confirm.

i don't think you know what your moms box means.

Well, yeah, your mom's box is rotting, mister.

this makes me happy somehow.

Joe can't believe the news today

Oh, the sub emailed one of gigs

And made it go away

Undies Bloody undies!

Nice gut, fatass.

Shut up! 50 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass! You can talk, you can talk, you can talk! You're brave now motherfucker!

Throw his ass out, he's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

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Joe, you are a fool. thank you. tell your wife she married a retard.

“Practically “

Yeah yeah yeah Joe's old news tell us more about this Jim Norden /u/bradthackerdox !!

• Failed comedian
• Failed Radio Guy
• Failed Podcaster
• Successful gig canceller

Guess he redeemed himself.

It is by far the most noble profession

Thank you for giving us a name to praise. You call him a loser, but he's a success in blocking a child predator enabling professional leech from getting more money to launder. Good work, Brad!

Lol go suck a dick at Big Apple Ranch homojoe

u/doxxer100 I'll be in amityville tomorrow night at the amity ale house. Come over for a drink. I'll pay for your entire bar and food tab, bring Carol I wont be a dick. Litterally all you can drink on me.Think of the drinks on me as my payment to you for all the fun you've given us. No hard feelings or words. I serious bro

Don’t forget about me. They didn’t seem too thrilled about your penchant for child spit or the fact that you whore out your daughter to your pedo brother for welfare checks or the fact that you are buddies with a convicted child rapist.

Hahahaha what a fucking loser!

This week was also the first time I actually emailed venues. So all the other ones were never contacted by me. I don’t have troll or back up accounts on social media. I guess Joe is labeling me the mastermind behind everything now but I am just a small amount of spit in the cup for him to drink. These idiots can’t realize there are hundreds if not thousands of people who don’t like them and fuck with them. The Cumia’s only make it worse by fighting back, lying about shit, etc.

I’m not harassing venues or the Cumia’s via social media. Fake reviews, bad ratings, etc. Not my style. I sent a few emails to bring it to the venues attention who they were booking. I think Joe going back and leaving negative reviews for the venues that did book him was really shitty. Dude really thinks he is some sort of celebrity who brings thousands of people out for his shows.

So good luck tracing any kind of harassment back to me outside of a few emails to a venue. You won’t find it.

Keep coming back here, Joe. You'll be posting these threads monthly or whenever your gaggle of hacks can land a dive bar.

Joe, you’re a talentless piece of shit that jacks off to images of children spitting. Your pathetic nature killed your mother.