World heavy weight champion Bob Kelly, everyone!

19  2019-06-02 by scott__the__dick

10 comments

That's his Roberto Kelly stage for sure. He looks so latino he's nearly an Umberto. /u/artie02150 a.k.a. Arturo, ¿quieres comentar?

Cuz that nigga isn’t word heavy weight champion of boxing

Dude won me $300, the fuck has Bob Kelly ever done for me?

That was awesome. The greed of boxing gets it all blown up in their face by a tubby mexican

Ruiz looks like a tub of shit but he's got good hands and is dangerous in the pocket. Joshua is a limited boxer who looks like he spent the last year getting ready for a Mens Health cover shoot rather than 12 rounds. He had all the muscles but looked gassed after the fourth round. It's debatable that the ref should've stopped it when he did but Joshua spat out his mouth guard, kept looking at his corner, didn't answer when asked if he was ok to continue and generally looked like he'd had enough. Wilder would fuck him up, Fury is a better boxer than both of them and he looked like a man who got found out. He got a bit lucky against a way past his prime Klitschko and has basically fought bums until that and Ruiz. The media and other celebs all jumped on the bandwagon because he's a handsome dude and media-friendly but he's not a great boxer at all.

Yeah, he's half a fag.

The fight was so bad that, to me, it looked fixed. Looked more like a Strongman competition, than a heavyweight fight.

Joshua was always a fighter that just never liked getting punched, obviously no one does. But he always reacted poorly when he got hit in ways that other fighters didn't.

I don't think he's built to be a boxer. He likes the rewards of boxing. But doesn't actually enjoy the sport.

He looked very timid every time he threw a punch almost as if he knew something bad was coming back to hit him.

Absolutely. It's a feature he shows in every fight practically. Like you said, no one enjoys getting punched in the face but fighters respond to it aggressively. You saw the difference between them. Ruiz gets knocked down, he gets up and is straight back in Joshua's face looking to spark him out. Joshua gets knocked down and he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else.

This is what joe would be hoping for. He would never actually beat up anyone here.