Joey Moo has, both directly and indirectly, cost Anthony millions of dollars.

1  2019-09-05 by McGowan9

He's been taking "his dues" - 60 grand a year for 20 years, give or take. That's around 1 million dollars right there. But the real bleeding came from introducing Ol' Chimp Mask From The 60s Planet of the Apes movie-face to his desperate younger brother. I seem to remember Anthony saying that little misadventure cost him "8 figures." We all know the Cumias are prone to exaggeration/outright lying, but he probably did part with 4 or 5 mill for the pleasure of her fucking off.

If Joe had never met and fucked Encino Man, Anthony would never have married her and would have 5 million dollars more to his name. Joe really is an unimaginable burden.

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1  tjdon 2019-09-05

Think she blew 10 million? She’s flat broke again and had her house auctioned. No way she got 8 figures. Nana never had that much to give her in the first place.

1  McGowan9 2019-09-05

Like I said, they're bullshitters. But, if I remember right, he got divorced while they were nationally syndicated on regular radio. The divorce undoubtedly cost him a few mill.

1  quasi100 2019-09-05

Dont forget he also settled which means she got a lot. Another nana lie he didnt want to be in the news about his "threesomes" he claimed with his wife and another girl. It most certainly was some cuckold shit he didnt want getting out.

1  Cumias_folicles 2019-09-05

Haha I forgot about that. What an obvious lie. Why would a shock jock that has said all kinds of crazy things on the radio care if people knew about consensual threesomes with women? Got some homosexual/pedophilic skeletons in the closet for sure.

1  mvcv114 2019-09-05

It was a threesome alright, except it was two guys and 1 girl. Probably Low-T Joey was in on it.

2  GreekIsExtra 2019-09-05

It was Joe, Ant, and Dawn while Jennifer sat chain smoking in the corner.

2  Jungies 2019-09-05

The Aristocrats!

1  Killgore 2019-09-05

I think it has more to do with her finding questionable material on his computer.

1  Skip4play 2019-09-05

She might not have but Dominic dragged his divorce out and you know Ant was billed for every second. I wonder what all the legal cost added up to.

1  tjdon 2019-09-05

I enjoyed Dominick’s fall from grace, haven’t seen any updates.

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-05

I am forever appreciative that he took Nana down with him.

1  Sternacthegreat 2019-09-05

One day when he was mad, he mentioned it. I forget the exact amount, but he gave her between 2 1/2 and 3 million. This sounded like the rare Cumia non-lie because it was off the cuff.

1  McGowan9 2019-09-05

Thanks for the confirmation. So Joe has cost his brother between 3.5 to 4 million dollars. He must hate his fucking guts.

1  tjdon 2019-09-05

Not yet. Wait until he loses his house and has time to think about where his money went. I bet he ends up living with dawn.

1  JoeBot100 2019-09-05

Dozens of phony bookings have been attempted. Everyone who’s tried starts to “moooooooo” as soon as I ask them the first question about their “gig”. You’re all way too talentless to successfully place a prank phone call. LOL Useless!!

1  McGowan9 2019-09-05

Good bot.

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-05

This is high quality content. I think the assumption that "8 figures" in Cumia math equates to ~$4M is directionally correct, if not slightly high. The fact of the matter is that Ant is A) too stupid and B) too scared to confront the reality of his dwindling fortune.

Ant knows he's a manlet at his core and is incapable of being "manlier" than the two people closest to him, Keith and Joe. Unsurprisingly, these are also the two people who are ripping him off the most and the biggest drain on his livelihood.

Ant married female Ron Perlman because he was seeking the validation of his older brother, who had already signalled that she had the Joe Cumia stamp of approval.

Even today, Ant is dating his brother's girlfriend's daughter because she has been indirectly validated by his brother.

In the end, Ant is the one at fault here. Joe is just lucky enough to be his brother's brother.

1  ChineseGuitars 2019-09-05

#BrotherlyAssistance