He also created a sick, sociopathic son who is, truly, a pain to behold.

And raw onions

If only those were his biggest faults. The tumor his wife shit out is his biggest offense.

Imagine being a doctor when Erasherhead's baby walks through your door and it's your job to inject it with HGH to make it bigger.

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He also has one of those ridiculous, huge handlebar moustaches, so you just know all that shit gets stuck to it. Revolting!

A high-starch diet is well-known to cause cavemanism in infants.

Don't believe me, ask Dr Steve.

He was trying to kill himself without publicly admitting that to other people.