ANYONE can do it

68  2019-09-04 by suirogerg

13 comments

Imagine your dad dies and some dude with sideboob shows up getting all handsy with mom and eats up all of the good snacks

His nickname fruit roll up Joe isnt just from the Big Apple Ranch

Not an isolated incident. He got handsy with Nigels son at the 2U show at Ducks on the Ave too! He just cant behave.

So you fuck his pickle-brain brother to get even with your mom only to find out your step-dad actively encourages such behavior.

Then he goes on the internet and tells a group of strangers who are harassing him that your 60 year old mother has vaginal incontinence.

Those wifebeater pics really exposed what a terrible physique he has.

But wait - he posted a video of his testosterone shots so that means he’s pretty much on the same level as Jay Cutler.

Theres pics of the frying pan incident??!

He keeps getting bigger. He's going to transition to a nice pair of white velcro shoes soon.

Nike AIR BOOMER VELCRO for kicking LIBTARD ASSES 🤣😎

SIX

SMALL

MEALS!

Old school no sugars only healthy fats

It does look like him but the tits need to be a little rounder and a little plumper.