I mean joe doesn't even have a boat. You'd think he be more pissed at keith than us. We just laugh at him struggling to play easy rock chords. Keith has stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I have this vision now that Samcro gets little to no invites to shit like this. Imagine his bloated, fat-titted body in this scene with his AIRBORNE shirt / hat proudly displayed, and his ghoul at his side (no doubt in a one piece because, cmon...)
I legitimately don't get it... why would Anthony hire a corrupt ex-cop to run a media empire when his OWN BROTHER /u/doxxer100 is supremely qualified to at least run the studio side of things?
I non-ironically, 100% believe Keith has career-ending dirt on Anthony and is extorting him because no other explanation makes sense. You're already paying your brother every year..why not make him work for it? Why not double it, pay him $120,000 part childhood ghetto spit-pact, part 'earn a living by expanding your skill set and growing as a professional'. Give a fish vs teach to fish. I guarantee Keith is making more than $120,000.
From Joe's LinkedIn
I'm a Guitarist / Multi-Instrumentalist / Engineer / Producer (well versed in both Live and Studio environments)and I'm available for freelance work either in my own state of the art recording / production facility,...advertising agencies or any other individual / company looking for anything in the way of professional audio / video production. No job too big or small.
From Keith's LinkedIn:
Lieutenant, NYPD, Jun 1992 – Jun 2012, 20 years 1 month (couldn't wait to get out, huh? 1 month to process your 20 year paperwork)
Four years in the position of Cabaret Lieutenant. Specializing in handling the nightlife industry in the Greenwich Village area. Liaison between the NYPD, Nightlife Association and numerous community and business associations.
You make Captain after 9-13 years. No ambition for Major, Lt Colonel, Asst/Chief? Also, isn't that what his scumbag mafia Uncle did? Shake down nightlife for protection money?
KTC Protection Services, LLC, Jun 2007 – Present, 12 years 4 months
KTC Protection Services, LLC specializes in executive, diplomatic, corporate & entertainment security. We also handle special events, both small and large.
Literally none of this makes sense. Keith as Talent Booker/PR, okay maybe. Running the studio, website, production, digital media, digital marketing, strategy, creative, and talent when your only qualification is "entertainment security" i.e. bouncers (Keith is a shrimp).
vs
YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD, who has 50 years experience as a recording artist, has toured the world and rocked 1M faces, has industry contacts everywhere, is best friends with legends like Blüë Öÿstër Cült, knows a mixing board, already writes your theme songs. Owns a studio, made his own website, decades in production, an ace a digital media/marketing, and obviously the Creative and Strategic Talent behind Opie and Anthony Show - Gonna 'lectric Shock the OJ was JOE'S idea, creation, production, HE brought the tape to WBAB, HE introduced Opie to Anthony, HE created Opie and Anthony...
yet some smarmy Goomba who spends all his free time on Fire Island is the choice.. I know Anthony has less Business IQ than formal education but
KtC is bleeding Ant dry for his salary, benefits, payroll taxes and his WIFE'S salary as personal aide.
Ant's already in for startup capital for the network; a production costs; marketing costs; front and back end developers; support at both ends (heh); studio and equipment fees; network salaries, taxes, and benefits; more costs I'm not thinking of.
AND he's bleeding him for all overages so every time Keith fucks up, pricey developers have to work out of scope from the SoW (not Landcow the sow) and who knows if they need freelancers.
AND because Keith is impotent in the one skill he seems qualified for - getting them to behave - they aren't attracting subs because the primary act is incapable of staying out of trouble enough to attract a mainstream crowd and going all-in like Infowars to become another haven of hoodwinkable hicks.
Never cared much about HBR case studies, but I would 100% do one on TACN if only to author it with my username.
I don't think I am.. Nor am I being clever. I'm thinking critically about business.
I legitimately have no idea why you aren't running the studio at least, especially based on the original, professional recordings of yours I've heard. And based on all the streaming, content delivery, and client side access issues TACN has had, there has to be a better solution available. You don't hear about other platforms crashing like this because qualified people are paid to ensure it doesn't happen. AWS outages are different, this is all within the realm of control.
Do you think the idiot CPM employees have figured it out yet that Keith is lowballing them because he's paying himself more a week than they all make combined in one paycheck?
Or are they just happy not to be bartending at Applebees?
If it comes to pass that Keith has stripped Ant (and subsequently James Hefner) of his millions, he should be declared the saint of any past and future O&A subs.
This pic was brought to you by Ants dwindling fortune. Everyone in the pic is there to get a cut or at least make him foot the bill for their good time.
62 comments
1 Bdunn0 2019-09-04
Reminder-Keith is an ex cop with a $60k pension, but can still afford this boat. He really is milking Nana good.
1 quasi100 2019-09-04
I mean joe doesn't even have a boat. You'd think he be more pissed at keith than us. We just laugh at him struggling to play easy rock chords. Keith has stolen hundreds of thousands of dollars.
1 suirogerg 2019-09-04
I have this vision now that Samcro gets little to no invites to shit like this. Imagine his bloated, fat-titted body in this scene with his AIRBORNE shirt / hat proudly displayed, and his ghoul at his side (no doubt in a one piece because, cmon...)
1 Skip4play 2019-09-04
busy
1 BlackManMoan 2019-09-04
They don't have anywhere to store his silage.
1 leedsjr 2019-09-04
Schedules clashed
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-04
Joe Isn't smart enough to do what keith does.
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-04
Neither is Keith
1 paneracist 2019-09-04
I legitimately don't get it... why would Anthony hire a corrupt ex-cop to run a media empire when his OWN BROTHER /u/doxxer100 is supremely qualified to at least run the studio side of things?
I non-ironically, 100% believe Keith has career-ending dirt on Anthony and is extorting him because no other explanation makes sense. You're already paying your brother every year..why not make him work for it? Why not double it, pay him $120,000 part childhood ghetto spit-pact, part 'earn a living by expanding your skill set and growing as a professional'. Give a fish vs teach to fish. I guarantee Keith is making more than $120,000.
From Joe's LinkedIn
I'm a Guitarist / Multi-Instrumentalist / Engineer / Producer (well versed in both Live and Studio environments)and I'm available for freelance work either in my own state of the art recording / production facility,...advertising agencies or any other individual / company looking for anything in the way of professional audio / video production. No job too big or small.
From Keith's LinkedIn:
Lieutenant, NYPD, Jun 1992 – Jun 2012, 20 years 1 month (couldn't wait to get out, huh? 1 month to process your 20 year paperwork)
Four years in the position of Cabaret Lieutenant. Specializing in handling the nightlife industry in the Greenwich Village area. Liaison between the NYPD, Nightlife Association and numerous community and business associations.
You make Captain after 9-13 years. No ambition for Major, Lt Colonel, Asst/Chief? Also, isn't that what his scumbag mafia Uncle did? Shake down nightlife for protection money?
KTC Protection Services, LLC, Jun 2007 – Present, 12 years 4 months
KTC Protection Services, LLC specializes in executive, diplomatic, corporate & entertainment security. We also handle special events, both small and large.
clearly qualifies him for his next job:
Executive Producer, Compound Media, Jul 2014 – Present, 5 years 3 months
no duties or skills listed
Literally none of this makes sense. Keith as Talent Booker/PR, okay maybe. Running the studio, website, production, digital media, digital marketing, strategy, creative, and talent when your only qualification is "entertainment security" i.e. bouncers (Keith is a shrimp).
vs
YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD, who has 50 years experience as a recording artist, has toured the world and rocked 1M faces, has industry contacts everywhere, is best friends with legends like Blüë Öÿstër Cült, knows a mixing board, already writes your theme songs. Owns a studio, made his own website, decades in production, an ace a digital media/marketing, and obviously the Creative and Strategic Talent behind Opie and Anthony Show - Gonna 'lectric Shock the OJ was JOE'S idea, creation, production, HE brought the tape to WBAB, HE introduced Opie to Anthony, HE created Opie and Anthony...
yet some smarmy Goomba who spends all his free time on Fire Island is the choice.. I know Anthony has less Business IQ than formal education but
HO
LEE
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
2 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-04
This deserves its own post
1 leedsjr 2019-09-04
*Slaps desk.
1 commissarjb 2019-09-04
Do you think Keith supplied the protection services at the infamous 4 Sharpie book signing further gouging Ant for money?
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-09-04
I never thought about how Keith is fucking u/doxxer100 out of anth’s money but this makes me believe it’s all true.
1 paneracist 2019-09-04
KtC is bleeding Ant dry for his salary, benefits, payroll taxes and his WIFE'S salary as personal aide.
Ant's already in for startup capital for the network; a production costs; marketing costs; front and back end developers; support at both ends (heh); studio and equipment fees; network salaries, taxes, and benefits; more costs I'm not thinking of.
AND he's bleeding him for all overages so every time Keith fucks up, pricey developers have to work out of scope from the SoW (not Landcow the sow) and who knows if they need freelancers.
AND because Keith is impotent in the one skill he seems qualified for - getting them to behave - they aren't attracting subs because the primary act is incapable of staying out of trouble enough to attract a mainstream crowd and going all-in like Infowars to become another haven of hoodwinkable hicks.
Never cared much about HBR case studies, but I would 100% do one on TACN if only to author it with my username.
-2 DOXXER100 2019-09-04
Don’t be stupid.
4 paneracist 2019-09-04
I don't think I am.. Nor am I being clever. I'm thinking critically about business.
I legitimately have no idea why you aren't running the studio at least, especially based on the original, professional recordings of yours I've heard. And based on all the streaming, content delivery, and client side access issues TACN has had, there has to be a better solution available. You don't hear about other platforms crashing like this because qualified people are paid to ensure it doesn't happen. AWS outages are different, this is all within the realm of control.
1 suirogerg 2019-09-04
It’s because Joe is lazy/incompetent. The dude thinks Ctrl + Alt + Del is some big fucking deal.
2 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-09-04
Stop being a faggot.
2 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-04
Chin up, Joe. You're still better than Keith at cosplaying, he'll never steal that title from you.
1 hunternthefisherman 2019-09-04
wait doesn't your profile say you won and are gone??
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2019-09-04
lol you really can't stay away huh?
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-04
Do you think the idiot CPM employees have figured it out yet that Keith is lowballing them because he's paying himself more a week than they all make combined in one paycheck?
Or are they just happy not to be bartending at Applebees?
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-09-04
Even Landau probably makes less than $500 a week
1 BlackManMoan 2019-09-04
Huh, I didn't realize white trash like to sun themselves.
1 dmix 2019-09-04
That looks really boring. You could sit at the harbour sleeping for free.
1 quasi100 2019-09-04
They're long island trash. Anth had (emphasis had) millions, bought a trashy mcmansion and takes shitty cruises instead of traveling the world.
1 throwbenny 2019-09-04
Big A must be the dark figure hiding from the sun
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-04
Keith the thief looks at this sub as amateurs. A real troll milks the Cumia teet for dollars, not cheap laughs
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-04
If it comes to pass that Keith has stripped Ant (and subsequently James Hefner) of his millions, he should be declared the saint of any past and future O&A subs.
1 Bdunn0 2019-09-04
It would his only redeeming quality.
1 leedsjr 2019-09-04
Nice "be", stupid.
1 SibHashian13 2019-09-04
There is all sort a of scams that retired nyc cops do with pensions. It allows them to double dip. I definitely think Keith is involved with that.
1 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-04
Losers
1 quasi100 2019-09-04
jealous redditard?
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-04
SS. Embezzlement
1 McGowan9 2019-09-04
The Titanic Faggot.
1 Baracklyn_Cyclonez 2019-09-04
The pic of Missy choking Anthony makes me smile every time I see it.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-04
"White" "girl" wasted.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-04
Correct!
Missy is unapologetically masculine
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-09-04
His laying down posture says ‘prison bitch’ and we all know he unapologetically wants a BBC to stretch out his man pussy.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-04
This pic was brought to you by Ants dwindling fortune. Everyone in the pic is there to get a cut or at least make him foot the bill for their good time.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-09-04
Keith posting this photo is further proof he enjoys fucking with AntH
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-04
Even when he's lying down, he's doing the Cumia Prance
1 LamarThePotato 2019-09-04
To be fair, she's the manliest person there. A true alpha pig.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-09-04
Imagine the meat farts on this vessel
1 boringoneliner 2019-09-04
his smooth legs lmao
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-04
One of the most embarrassing photos ever.
You're doing god's work archiving these photos on your site quasi100. Thanks for doing that.
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-04
Man someone drew her in this pose with a cock popping out of the shorts it was one of the funniest drawings I've ever seen.
1 quasi100 2019-09-04
Here you go http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images2/sub1/12.jpg
1 Skip4play 2019-09-04
Dont know how I missed that but holy shit that is funny.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-09-04
Woman holding her crater faced bitch on her masculine arms.
1 [deleted] 2019-09-04
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1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-04
I don’t understand how or why they’re all lying on this docked boat.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04
This trash doesn't know any better
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-04
I imagine Nana gets seasick but paid for the boat so this is the compromise
1 halfwholediminished 2019-09-04
socks on a boat... classy, these people
1 MonsterSteve 2019-09-04
I bet every time AntH shifts from side to side she tells him to stay still faggot
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-04
that dslr isn't big enough.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04
Just laying on top of a boat at the marina, passed out from too much bud light. Why can't they behave?
1 quasi100 2019-09-04
fyi this was illegally removed
http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/images2/nana1/10.jpg
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-09-04
I hate Keith so much. Cunt makes my skin crawl. I hope he’s the next target of this sub
1 Boxocox696969 2019-09-04
Anyone think that’s the infamous camera from the scaffolding incident?