Joe claims that Colin Quinn hates this place and us (repost so he can’t file a DMCA on the screenshot):

77  2019-09-04 by Every1ShouldBKilled

This was all through DM, after I shared my thrilling story of seeing Colin Quinn live at The Black Pussycat in NYC.

u/DOXXER100: I know Colin Quinn, and many of his family members. They’re real friends of mine. Have been For years. In real life. Not like YOU fantasizing that you’d have some kind of connection with him at a meet and greet. Patron Saint of this shit-hole? I KNOW He hates this place and everything it’s become. We’ve spoken about it in depth and he’d hate you for being part of it. Free speech is not what goes on here. It’s cowardly and anonymous cuntiness and personal fuckery. You’re embarrassingly stupid and really have no clue. Everyone should be killed? Start with yourself. Fucking loser. Glad you liked the show! I’ll tell him next week.

61 comments

1  quasi100 2019-09-04

Me and colin would talk on the phone for hours

1  AIIenRicketts 2019-09-04

Joe thinks he’s intimate with the Quinns because him and his non-white, crack smoking friends used to beat up Col’s cousin in middle school.

1  McGowan9 2019-09-04

When CQ told that story didn't he dismissively describe Joe as "Anthony's goombah brother?"

1  ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-04

He certainly did. Poor Tim Gage.

1  naked_militiaman 2019-09-04

He said DUMB brother. At least in the version I heard.

1  Kurt_Love 2019-09-04

Colin would also make fun of Joe's pretend motorcycle gangs when Nana would try to act like he was being low-key saying Joe was in motorcycle "clubs".

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-04

Pretty sure Colin got out of the Cumia business 5 years ago.

1  CumiaChildBride 2019-09-04

I imagine CQ to Joe like he spoke to Lady Di.

1  suirogerg 2019-09-04

If you want to get a more clear image just listen to how Col speaks to BoBo.

1  CumiaChildBride 2019-09-04

You're right. I feel like a real Joe Cumia for not making that comparison myself.

1  flug_harley 2019-09-04

better yet, imagine how CQ spoke to Opie.

1  Kurt_Love 2019-09-04

"fuck him up, Bobo!!!"

1  suirogerg 2019-09-04

A great broadcast. Still listen to that one.

1  DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-04

"The subreddit, yeah, I know. It's awful." *looks desperately around the room for escape*

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-04

Nice try with the hate, Joe. You throwing Colin under the bus to try to score points on one of his PAYING fans would surely impress him. You can't do anything right. Keep CQ's name outta your dick sucking lips, ya airhead.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-09-04

Joe's dumbfuck retard mind: "Duuuuurrrrr, these redditards like Colin Quinn. I'll tell them he hates this place. They'll lose their minds!!!"

Sorry, bovine, but the only fag provably humiliated by celebrities is you and the BOC.

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1  Twatsmash 2019-09-04

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1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04

Two bad neighbors

1  shickadantz 2019-09-04

Joe is exactly the type of guy Colin constantly made fun of in his critiques of the various Long Island subcultures.

Imagine what Colin would think of Joe showing up to a nice restaurant in his cutoff shirts and store-bought airborne hat. I’m sure he totally respects Joe as an equal though.

1  spacesheriffgavan 2019-09-04

Report that dumb cow.

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-04

No matter how Colin might feel about this place or Reddit in general I’m absolutely certain he has never discussed us at length with anyone; let alone this fucking brainless imbecile.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-04

If Joe had any credibility, it'd be plausible. But he bragged about beating a lie detector test and has been caught in dozens of lies here.

1  Twatsmash 2019-09-04

He’s also one of the worst liars I’ve ever known.

1  PretzlKing 2019-09-04

Only when he doesn’t have a doorknob to stare at.

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-09-04

Uncle col has always been kind to the mentally disabled. It's why he loves us and the reason he's nice to Joe. Though JoeyH is far too retarded to ever understand this.

1  HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-09-04

Joe assaulted CQ's cousin...THOSE people just can't behave...

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04

Aww, stupid beef thinks he has a friend.

1  HappyGilgore 2019-09-04

Colin told me he HATES YOU!

1  The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-04

Colin Quinn's has stated on Jim & Sam that he reads our yumorous posts. Joe has proven he likes about everything, including his own name.

1  Skip4play 2019-09-04

Our schedules shall not clash.

1  Jungies 2019-09-04

I KNOW He hates this place and everything it’s become. We’ve spoken about it in depth...

No, you've spoken AT Colin about it, at length (which is the expression, dumbass). You ranted and raved about the mean things people say about you online, oblivious to Colin's increasing discomfort (much like your People's Court appearance); he said something nondescript to escape the conversation ("Meh, whattareya gonna do?"), and you took it as a resounding validation of your world view (much like your People's Court appearance).

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1  titbiggers 2019-09-04

News flash u/doxxer100, just because you like a celebrity doesn't mean you would have to bend your will to think all the same things as them. Literally no one would ever believe you are friends with colin. Nobody gives a shit about you or your obscure brother except us. You are a living joke and we love it, never stop PLEASE.

1  Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-09-04

Joe is quite the wordsmith, isn't he?

1  ChineseGuitars 2019-09-04

Joe is in a dark place

1  LamarThePotato 2019-09-04

Hey Colin! It's Joe how're u doin?

Joe Cumia, Anthony's brother.

Listen, can we talk about the O&A subreddit? did you know what they've been doing?

Sure man, no problem I understand but it would take just a couple of minutes.

Ok ok, next week? ok see you soon, have a good one.

1  suirogerg 2019-09-04

I love how, for us, it is some sort of accomplishment to talk about this place (or try to explain it to an outsider/close friend/girlfriend [NOT wife]). We try to explain the characters, nuances, etc., while getting a good chuckle.

Joe Cumia actually talks to the characters about this place and then comes on here to brag about it, as if he has some privilege, no doubt causing intense embarrassment to all parties involved. His stupidity and false sense of pride must surely come through in these encounters, thus resulting in what the b-b-b-boys used to call a 'Douche Chill Moment'. Joe, you haven't won shit. You're the ultimate loser.

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-04

Joe Cumia The Ultimate Loser has a nice ring to it.

1  suirogerg 2019-09-04

Thank you, sir.

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-04

"We’ve spoken about it in depth"

Shit That Never Happened - The Joe Cumia Story, Volume 6

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-09-04

More like volume 65.

1  ilumty 2019-09-04

there is absolutely no chance that Colin considers joe a friend. fucking delusional asshole

1  Skip4play 2019-09-04

Im sure Colin cant wait to hear about your online pissing match.

1  RacistPigeon 2019-09-04

Oh poor Colin, having to listen to yet another spaghetti nigger whine and rant about Reddit. On the show, pretty much everyone agreed that it was best to ignore the trolls and haters, yet those greasy stereotype wops can’t manage to do so. It must be difficult to be so desperate to hang onto any shred of notoriety that the trolls are the only ones you can converse with in the end.

1  Dennyislife 2019-09-04

Yeah i'm sure he loves the bully of his cousin being a drop out hanger on of a ex radio host though.

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I could care less what comics think of this place regardless. People who served time in the war of comedy wouldn't be able to relate to us Civilians anyway

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-04

Anytime Colin has spoken publicly about Joe Cumia, it’s clear that he still resents the torment Joe put Tim Gage through.

You’re not his friend, Joe. Colin may not love us (unlikely), but he doesn’t hate us and there’s clear evidence that he reads this place and references it when talking about Opie, Anthony, and Jim on podcasts.

But hey, if Colin has a strong opinion on this sub, he can share it and positive or negative, we’ll most likely continue fellating him. Unlike Joe, however, he knows better than to cross us.

1  kingship75 2019-09-04

Nice blowjob, stupid.

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-04

Less teeth more tongue, dummy.

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-09-04

Colin, feigning interest: “Oh hi Joe. How’s the band?”

Joe: “Fucking redditards need to move out of their parents’ basements. Can you believe the shit they’re getting away with saying. Someone should do something.”

Colin, embarrassed: “Oh... sounds rough.”

Joe, feels validated: “We’ll bring ‘me down together, then.”

Colin: [walks away]

1  JMueller2012 2019-09-04

That’s every conversation Joe’s had since 2015

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-04

Joe: DuurrRrRrrrR Reddit is MeaN

CQ: Shut up, stupid.

1  boringoneliner 2019-09-04

Bovine: "Hey Colin remember me? I'm Anthony Cumia's Brother!"

Colin: "Oh yeah sure I know who you are."

B: "Man those online trolls sure are relentless. Thoses pests..cruel"

C: "Yeah ng rr m sure, but -hrm- yknow - w-w-what can ya do. hrmpf"

B: "Hey Colin wanna go watch children at the playground?"

C: "Sry man gotta go my set starts"

1  JoshFromMichigan 2019-09-04

I watch your show on Reddit.

1  BlackManMoan 2019-09-04

Even if Colin knows about this place, I sincerely doubt he gives a fuck about it, and probably gives less of a fuck about Joe.

1  SpudsCumia 2019-09-04

Colin > Coleen

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-09-04

After reading this there is no denying that Joe is the funniest Cumia.

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-09-04

I thought joe said he doesnt talk about this place and that no one knows it exists. Why would he talk about it to Colin?

1  Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-09-04

I can share the screenshot through DM, on request

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-09-04

Im sure he said that. Hes just a pathetic lying piece of shit and a child dehydrator.

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-09-04

Of course that droopy grandpa actually filed a DMCA on the screenshot. Probably during his cinnamon toast crunch dinner.