Imagine looking like this in your prime

58  2019-09-03 by BovineCoomia

19 comments

Look at that two beer buzz.

"I wanted some beers so I asked Keith to grab me some beers and then I slammed the beers because I like beers."

Fucking doddering old sot.

Two-beer Tony over here.

Pint-sized faggot gets "a buzz" from 2 light beers.

I'm not old enough to know if this was "hip" at the time to have your hair like that.

Anyone?

Long hair was cool but his is a mess but you have to remember they are from long island so they hang on to these trends far past their expiration date and it's usually the tackiest most stereotypical version. Some don't even grow out of it and still have 80s style and think the corvette is the be all end all car to aspire to have.

Radical dude! - Surfer Opie in 2001

I’ve seen old guys who get toupees of their 80s hair. White trash types never admit their mistakes.

Inshallah

He looks like Carl in his prime from Aqua Teen.

Anthony Cumtananadilewsky. Or whatever

So many unattended hairs...

Think Tony and Joey ever tried to dock follicles?

Well he was a big Howard fan

hoo hoo i invented looking like a shiftless dirtbag cunt robin

Borat's long lost brother.

I can’t imagine knocking tin with that hair in an attic.

I bet he still has insulation stuck in that birds nest of a hairdo he’s sportin’ these days.

Imagine how much he reeked in those vents.

Like budweiser and childrens tears

Conceding that the wedding is the bride's day, the groom should at least try not to look like a piece of shit. Hell even JOE looks human in these pics. You would think he was the groom.