Of all the things disgraced former radio shock-jock sidekick and underage girl aficionado Nana Cumia could have chosen to do over the long weekend, he opted to spend it on creating immensely queer and staggeringly retarded fake Twitter accounts to use to send out dozens upon dozens of mindbogglingly gay tweets about instantly forgettable online news stories that have no actual bearing on his life one way or the other. To say Nana has a social media addiction is like saying that Kylie Jenner enjoys rapper cock. He is clearly quite literally consumed by tweeting. It's all he thinks about, it's all he cares about, it's all he does. Aside from masturbating to children's television programs he appears to have no other interests, passions or hobbies whatsoever. To see anyone place that much importance on tweeting is disturbing but to see a 60 year old man doing it is genuinely chilling.
Am I supposed to know who Kyle Jenner is or why he loves Rappist-American men?
The only thing that has ever given Nana a shred of purpose or sense of fulfillment in his entire life was having the adoring masses tell him how clever, funny, and 'real' he is.
By getting himself shitcanned again, he immediately lost millions of listeners overnight, the vast majority of which will never search him out again. Period. Of the remainder, a fair percentage might search him out on Twitter and far fewer still will subscribe to TACN. Losing his Twitter is as close to 'losing his voice' and by extension, his constant dopamine drip of self-assurance from idiot followers.
If he has no Twitter, he essentially has no audience which has been his only true sense of purpose for the last twenty years. I can't imagine how much cash he's burning through every month.
But why am I stating this? You all already know this because it's obvious fact.
You fool, Kylie Jenner is Kim Kardashians sister. She fucks rappers and she's very popular on Instagram or something. I don't know any more than that. You fool.
He was probably googling for images of kids when he found the orphanage photo. I don’t like to think about him on the internet for too long; it creeps me out.
When Nana dies, I hope his house of horrors is demolished like Fred and Rosemary West’s house was.
9 comments
1 joemoomia 2019-09-03
Of all the things disgraced former radio shock-jock sidekick and underage girl aficionado Nana Cumia could have chosen to do over the long weekend, he opted to spend it on creating immensely queer and staggeringly retarded fake Twitter accounts to use to send out dozens upon dozens of mindbogglingly gay tweets about instantly forgettable online news stories that have no actual bearing on his life one way or the other. To say Nana has a social media addiction is like saying that Kylie Jenner enjoys rapper cock. He is clearly quite literally consumed by tweeting. It's all he thinks about, it's all he cares about, it's all he does. Aside from masturbating to children's television programs he appears to have no other interests, passions or hobbies whatsoever. To see anyone place that much importance on tweeting is disturbing but to see a 60 year old man doing it is genuinely chilling.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-03
Anthony Cumia is a faggot.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-03
Genuinely chilling indeed.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-03
I'm shaking rn
1 paneracist 2019-09-03
Am I supposed to know who Kyle Jenner is or why he loves Rappist-American men?
The only thing that has ever given Nana a shred of purpose or sense of fulfillment in his entire life was having the adoring masses tell him how clever, funny, and 'real' he is.
By getting himself shitcanned again, he immediately lost millions of listeners overnight, the vast majority of which will never search him out again. Period. Of the remainder, a fair percentage might search him out on Twitter and far fewer still will subscribe to TACN. Losing his Twitter is as close to 'losing his voice' and by extension, his constant dopamine drip of self-assurance from idiot followers.
If he has no Twitter, he essentially has no audience which has been his only true sense of purpose for the last twenty years. I can't imagine how much cash he's burning through every month.
But why am I stating this? You all already know this because it's obvious fact.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-03
You fool, Kylie Jenner is Kim Kardashians sister. She fucks rappers and she's very popular on Instagram or something. I don't know any more than that. You fool.
1 paneracist 2019-09-03
ohai Nana
1 bruisedreed84 2019-09-03
He was probably googling for images of kids when he found the orphanage photo. I don’t like to think about him on the internet for too long; it creeps me out.
When Nana dies, I hope his house of horrors is demolished like Fred and Rosemary West’s house was.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-09-03
A couple more years and he'll be the one who gets his demented ass "adopted" by a Filipino or Mexican lady.