If Patrice saw Anthony today

38  2019-09-02 by redditsipowillsuck

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If Patrice saw literally anyone from the show not named Colin

Yeah. Oh, the things I would do to Colin sexually.

Patrice always saw Anth for what he was. “Youre a piece of shit. You should be put down”. He also always knew Jim was a slimey fraud too.

Yet he seemed to like Opie. Patrice was a brotherman before it was cool.

I’d love to hear him comment on the Sue Lightening saga.

"Did you fuck Sue, Anthony? It's OK if you did, nigga!" Patrice laugh

Anthony would get tense and lie about it. Patrice would move on.

Faggot AntH would dump out and you’d just hear Patrice somberly saying “sorry man I didn’t...”. Just like the time Patrice accidentally said Mellinda and Tony Free Speech dived on the button.

If Patrice saw Burrs mongoloid wife

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I have to believe that at the least he would have enjoyed a hearty laugh or three over Count Groomia's self-inflicted Twitter-induced shame spiral.