"I became an actor despite that. But with this look, who's going to think I'm gay? It would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them? They take it up the ass. [pointing at his posterior] This is only for taking a shit."
When I was a kid I used to love his male-oriented Mad Max and Lethal Weapon movies, but I also enjoyed his girl movies like Forever Young and What Women Want.
The "twist" was that the hostile and seemingly invincible alien invaders were killed as soon as it started raining. Yes, you read that right. They were mortally vulnerable to water. A species that were intelligent enough to figure out intergalactic travel chose to invade a planet 70% of which was covered by a chemical compound that was highly toxic to them.
No, it was a good movie. It was never presented that the aliens were invincible. And it was never established they came to earth to invade and remain, but it was mentioned that they took humans before leaving, implying that was their purpose. Their motivations for visiting an inhospitable planet were never revealed.
That really does fucking stink, it's like a dumbed down war of worlds ending. Shamalalalam definitely didn't read or hear about that book though, genuinely.
It was okay. Personally the only thing that really bothered me was Joaquin Phoenix's acting. I can forgive the water vulnerability plot hole, but when I think about that scene where Joaquin gasps while watching the aliens on TV, it sends chills of embarrassment up my spine. That's probably the single worst moment of acting I've ever witnessed in a major motion picture.
Fortunately Mel was great it in. I can't honestly say I'd recommend it but I never thought it was as terrible as people say.
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1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-02
Can we say 'Fellas' instead of 'Cumias'?
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
I've heard doing that can lead to your blood trying to kill you.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
Now I've also heard that
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-02
Schwoogies
1 SwastikaMadeOfNWords 2019-09-02
It reminds me of Goodfellas, so no.
1 ConflictAddict 2019-09-02
I like this guy's point of view on women, blacks, and jews.
1 MelGibsonBot_ 2019-09-02
The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.
1 Skyfryer 2019-09-02
Best quote he ever said though.
Osaka: all that talk about you wanting to let me fly meant nothing to you.
Mel: Well I’m letting you fly now, cunt! Fly away!
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-09-02
I'm partial to "You should just SMILE, AND BLOW ME!"
1 RealElMaximo 2019-09-02
BEFORE THE JACUZZI!
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-09-02
HE DESERVES IT!
1 LetMeShowUMySoyFace 2019-09-02
Saint Mel taught us about the importance of jacuzzi blowjob timing. Never screw up the order, fellas.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-09-02
Don't forget the gays
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
"I became an actor despite that. But with this look, who's going to think I'm gay? It would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them? They take it up the ass. [pointing at his posterior] This is only for taking a shit."
2 LiberalPussy 2019-09-02
He doesn’t lend himself to that kind of confusion.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-09-02
I will never not laugh at that.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
The 90s ruled.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-02
Mostly because of Mel
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
In large part, sure.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-09-02
Everything I read this quote I imagine him bending his knees a little and poking his ass out as he points at it.
1 ConflictAddict 2019-09-02
I'm trying my best to.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-02
His best friend was gay and made fun of him for apologizing.
1 SilentInvestment 2019-09-02
Apocalypto is a masterpiece.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-09-02
Agreed. I saw it as a really stoned (DUDEWEEDLMAO) teenager, not expecting much and it blew me the fuck away.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
When I was a kid I used to love his male-oriented Mad Max and Lethal Weapon movies, but I also enjoyed his girl movies like Forever Young and What Women Want.
I was woke before my time.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
That or you're bisexual.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-02
It can be both
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-09-02
Holes are holes I guess
1 toe_trigger 2019-09-02
"If you get raped by a pack of Cumias it'll be your fault."
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-09-02
I ain't no Catholic or nothing but this nigga got my proval
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-09-02
He made a post-Unbreakable Shyamalan movie watchable. If that isn't a testament to his talent and charisma, then I don't know what is.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-09-02
When was he in a Shyamamalalanaya movie? I refuse to believe he could save anything that street shitter makes
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
Signs.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-09-02
I've heard nothing but bad things about that film, crop circles and plot twists are gay.
2 BeigeFrequency 2019-09-02
Like most of his movies the first half was interesting and had great atmosphere. Then it all unraveled because of a really dumb twist
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
Yeah, it was shit
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-09-02
Haha
1 McGowan9 2019-09-02
The "twist" was that the hostile and seemingly invincible alien invaders were killed as soon as it started raining. Yes, you read that right. They were mortally vulnerable to water. A species that were intelligent enough to figure out intergalactic travel chose to invade a planet 70% of which was covered by a chemical compound that was highly toxic to them.
Shamalamadingdong fucking stinks.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-09-02
No, it was a good movie. It was never presented that the aliens were invincible. And it was never established they came to earth to invade and remain, but it was mentioned that they took humans before leaving, implying that was their purpose. Their motivations for visiting an inhospitable planet were never revealed.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-09-02
That really does fucking stink, it's like a dumbed down war of worlds ending. Shamalalalam definitely didn't read or hear about that book though, genuinely.
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-09-02
It was okay. Personally the only thing that really bothered me was Joaquin Phoenix's acting. I can forgive the water vulnerability plot hole, but when I think about that scene where Joaquin gasps while watching the aliens on TV, it sends chills of embarrassment up my spine. That's probably the single worst moment of acting I've ever witnessed in a major motion picture.
Fortunately Mel was great it in. I can't honestly say I'd recommend it but I never thought it was as terrible as people say.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-02
Remember guys, Jim Norton is also capable of going on the same legendary rants as this guy.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-09-02
I can really brood
1 SwastikaMadeOfNWords 2019-09-02
He was also an alcoholic for a year in his late teens! He's been through it and really knows addiction.
1 jsnoots 2019-09-02
White guy > Cumios.
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1 bdrum_16 2019-09-02
This dude went against the merchants and still has a career, while it just took a fine black hooker to kill 🐜 future
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-02
Had the funniest joke in The Simpsons history too.
1 ManilajFive 2019-09-02
A man who needs a WOMAN - not a little girl with a dysfunctional cunt
1 DougmanWGodspeed 2019-09-02
“She WAS fuckin making eyes at me, shed’ve sucked me in five seconds! Take that one up with her!”