Duncehole Cumio

60  2019-09-02 by Frequent2001

34 comments

What a fucking ne'er do well. He's like a fatter, lamer version of Kevin Costner in The Postman.

Reminder: This fat steer & his Chinese guitar invites himself to perform for half a dozen annoyed mutants.

That guitar sounds like absolute shit.

You don't like tinny slabs of Chinese firewood bolted to an unwelcome cow eyed fat body?

Libtard.

Yamaha makes some of the best sub $500 acoustics but he's just got it EQ'd wrong. Way too much jangly top end which he probably can't hear because he's old and his hearing sucks.

Look at that fag wearing a drugstore knee brace on his rockin' leg.

"The doctor said if I keep rockin' and rollin' so hard, I could die. That's why I have this knee brace. I'm risking my life for this party so I'm gonna need double my standard show fee from here on out, AntH."

WTF is wrong with his legs? They look like they should be dangling uselessly in front of a wheelchair.

Big apple damage

Bandy from takin the deep dick for 65 years.

Yea cover them shits up with a blanket or something. FDR style

Fucking hell, his ballwashers really are all elderly people.

If Joe did that without permission and somebody at the party physically assaulted him, it would be ruled justifiable. That's taking public nuisance to an extreme level.

He's terrible at singing, awful at guitar, and looks like a washed up and forgotten member of Cypress Hill.

You know he charged Ant for that gig.

Also that shitty brickwork infuriates me; it doesn't match the rendered front of the house and looks like a collapsing ass to boot.

That is a weird coincidence because Collapsing Ass to Mouth is Joe's favorite yoga position

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Just an oily, sweaty looking piece of shit. Summertime Joseph smells like a hot public garbage can.

That's James Hefner!

Big A does not look like he's enjoying Joe's horribly mediocre performance. He appears to be saying "What? I can't hear you with this racket going on" to whoever he's talking to.

one dunce looks one way and one looks the other way.. waddaya want from meh

I think Joe's just tried for a note that's out of his four-note range, and Big A is wincing in pain.

Joe's one of those shitheads who thinks closing his eyes will make him sing better.

...or he thinks the audience disappears when he closes his eyes.

And he's right most of the time

He's losing himself in the tunes, man. Joe puts his all into his cover of Journey's "Separate Ways" because unlike you civilians he FEELS it, man.

Exactly. He'd prefer to be having a normal (or thereabouts) conversation with someone but he can't because a fat talentless moo cow is braying in his ear the whole time.

talentless lump of shit

Imagine legitimately hanging out with Big A and BoboH all the time.

From playing under the people mover in Disney to a pedophile’s backyard. Joe’s career is something we can only dream of.

Kurt Rogaine

REMINDER: We're jealous that we weren't part of this event.

Big A doing his best Colin Flaherty impression.

Colin Flabbyarmsherty

Ol' Fat Tits is one of those intensely annoying amateur guitar faggots who insist on ruining every single gathering by "plugging in" and warbling like a retard to a captive audience. Note how he needs to cut all the sleeves off his shirts in order to let his beefy sweaty jugs breathe.