He's picturing Dawn's tits. They're so much perter and more appealing than the two wet Christmas stockings filled with tangerines that Carol calls breasts.
Moo Cow Joe is a grown fucking man who wore a printed tee shirt to a televised court appearance because he thought that his 82nd Airborne shirt would win him some valor points.
19 comments
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-01
“Not a pedophile. Not a pedophile”
“Mmmm...child spit!”
“Wonder how much money i can get from Ant this month?”
“Reddit. Reddit. Redditards. Refresh. Refresh. Report.” (Sigh and frown)
“Rancid milk squirting is sexy. I should tell the world about Carols cool ability!”
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-01
“Keep up the illusion you were in the 82nd Airborne. Tell everyone youre a war vet.”
1 McGowan9 2019-09-01
He's picturing Dawn's tits. They're so much perter and more appealing than the two wet Christmas stockings filled with tangerines that Carol calls breasts.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-01
Dont forget about that more appealing ass too.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-01
Remove the spanx and that thing is a disaster.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-01
While I wholeheartedly agree, just imagine whats going on behind carols back. 🤢
1 McGowan9 2019-09-01
A valid point, but Sam has a nicer ass than Carol. Everyone has a nicer ass than it.
1 nempls120 2019-09-01
“When’s my goddamn Sons of Anarchy patch coming in?...Goddamn Amazon Prime is supposed to be 2 day shipping. Fuckin’ black people!”
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-01
White supremacist? It's just speech!
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-01
“50% of prison population, 13% the population”
1 tjdon 2019-09-01
Cartoon music.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-01
Yakkity Sax
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-09-01
Yup, Loony Tunes closing music w/ Porky Pig saying 'That's All Folks!' on a constant loop.
1 ElFaporino 2019-09-01
Cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-09-01
"Did Anthony remember to pay my power bill?"
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-01
When he hears border agents didn't open fire on women and children
1 Bdunn0 2019-09-01
He looks like a cow at the slaughterhouse that's about to get a bolt shot through its head.
1 Jungies 2019-09-01
Just the wind whistling between his ears.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-01
Moo Cow Joe is a grown fucking man who wore a printed tee shirt to a televised court appearance because he thought that his 82nd Airborne shirt would win him some valor points.