Dave's special? Yeah, ahhh, he's getting a lot of heat from people I respect but the thing is he's a funny guy. I'm kinda torn on the whole thing to be honest.
Busy edging to tranny cam whores all fucking night and then complaining that he's tired at his 4 hour job that he spends half of on the toilet shitting cum and smelling the tp. Mushy little faggot.
Job that he’s late to bc baby boy can’t order his Uber early enough and prob bc his rating is so low that he
Can’t get most decent drivers to even pick him up.
Also spends half the show complaining he’s
Hungry and needs coffee then complains about said food and coffee. Heaven forbid anyone motherfucked him and put salt in his egg white and mustard power up. Also god forbid his coffee was not from Starbucks then he’ll brood and get real dark man.
The last time I heard Jim & Sam (think it was during the Louis CK stuff) Sam asked Jim if he saw it and he said no and was about to give a BS explanation, but then he just exhaustedly said no I didn’t watch it as if everyone was aware that he’s full of shit
You just quoted my sibling. Now I know they're doomed to a pit of despair for eternity and beyond with a country code phone number for Scandinavian dicksville.
Late on this but I think it's obvious he resented the success with of the Chappelle show and South Park during tough crowds run because of comedy Central wanting to segregate topics (race, pop culture, politics-daily show),
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8 literalotherkin 2019-08-31
Dave's special? Yeah, ahhh, he's getting a lot of heat from people I respect but the thing is he's a funny guy. I'm kinda torn on the whole thing to be honest.
1 Jungies 2019-08-31
I can believe Jimmy's torn his hole.
1 halfwholediminished 2019-08-31
you know dave's a fuckin' genius man, but you just can't dehumanize the trans community like that... (all together!) it's a tough one
6 ScarletNumeroo 2019-08-31
I don't want to be influenced.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-31
Or influence
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-08-31
Or under the influence
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-31
By good comedy.
4 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-31
What the fuck is going on in the corners of his mouth?
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-31
Paxil abuse
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-31
He won't take prescription drugs. It could hurt his "creativity".
1 shotgun_facelift7 2019-08-31
Ew I just noticed that... fucking worm paste
4 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-08-31
Busy edging to tranny cam whores all fucking night and then complaining that he's tired at his 4 hour job that he spends half of on the toilet shitting cum and smelling the tp. Mushy little faggot.
Jim stinks.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-08-31
Job that he’s late to bc baby boy can’t order his Uber early enough and prob bc his rating is so low that he Can’t get most decent drivers to even pick him up. Also spends half the show complaining he’s Hungry and needs coffee then complains about said food and coffee. Heaven forbid anyone motherfucked him and put salt in his egg white and mustard power up. Also god forbid his coffee was not from Starbucks then he’ll brood and get real dark man.
2 MonsieurSodomie 2019-08-31
The last time I heard Jim & Sam (think it was during the Louis CK stuff) Sam asked Jim if he saw it and he said no and was about to give a BS explanation, but then he just exhaustedly said no I didn’t watch it as if everyone was aware that he’s full of shit
1 Psych555 2019-08-31
It pleases me that he's becoming aware of how pathetic he sounds.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-31
Do you think he experienced a whiff of shame?
1 MonsieurSodomie 2019-08-31
No. Quite the opposite actually. Now he realizes he doesn’t have to make up shit, just say no. I feel like fumbling around for a lie is more shameful.
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-31
I fucking hate that goddamn shirt so much
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-08-31
Nice shirt hatred, stupid.
1 shotgun_facelift7 2019-08-31
Blue shirt red pants. He really does dress like an aids stricken LEGO man
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-08-31
All these years and that eyebrow has consistently out performed his erection.
1 The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-08-31
He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes - like a doll's eyes.
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-08-31
Dave Chappelle? I heard that he EFFFEENNNDDDEDDD SOME PEOPLE
1 flug_harley 2019-08-31
I hate his teeth.
1 somefeenIRE 2019-08-31
You just quoted my sibling. Now I know they're doomed to a pit of despair for eternity and beyond with a country code phone number for Scandinavian dicksville.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-31
Hey, Dave, can you get me a special on Netflix?
No.
The next day
Dave Chappelle, what a fffffucking sssssscuuumbaaaaaag!!!!!
1 McGowan9 2019-08-31
Jesus, I never noticed how like Bobo he looks.
1 Sienfeld202 2019-08-31
Late on this but I think it's obvious he resented the success with of the Chappelle show and South Park during tough crowds run because of comedy Central wanting to segregate topics (race, pop culture, politics-daily show),
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-31
It's a possibility. But what's his excuse for never seeing anything else past 1994?
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-08-31
Norton's new special "Tranny Cock Is Not Gay" is currently in production.