It's kind of just funny. My buddy's kid always tries to scare me when I come in the door to their house, I always know she's there waiting and when she jumps out at me I let out my girliest scream and she laughs her ass off and is like "I scared you! I got you!" And I'm just thinking "No. I got you, you dumb little bitch, but you have no idea."

Basically, Joe's like a five year old girl.

1 pashow84 2019-08-30

Basically, Joe's like a five year old girl.

By that, do you mean he has sex with Anthony?

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

8 to 80

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

Is she hot?

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-30

Your great aunt Anne is

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-30

She's adorable and is clearly gonna be a great big fat person even though her parents aren't. She has big pinchable cheeks like the u/Toolman and already has asthma.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

Sounds worthy of an iPad to me

1 thrillated 2019-08-30

If I block you, NOBODY ELSE will be able to see you!

1 Jungies 2019-08-30

For I am JOE CUMIA, KING OF TWITTER!

1 suelightninglover 2019-08-30

If a new twitter account gets enough spam and terms of service violations they'll automatically suspend it.

1 wbgreen 2019-08-30

Looks like it was suspended as of 7:43 pm

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

We're back on our game

1 thrillated 2019-08-30

Don't call it a comeback

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

More of a rise again

1 ElFaporino 2019-08-30

Loophole Subpoena

So everyone look at a pic of Joe and shout AIDs

1 LittleTonyDevito 2019-08-30

Be dialing people

1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-30

Poophole

1 late_50s_why 2019-08-30

Lubehole when he’s at the ranch

1 CasinoIndian 2019-08-30

Gentlemen... mount up.

1 4stepsbackward 2019-08-30

That number behind his name is his age.

1 Your_EskimoBro 2019-08-30

“And rise again!”

1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-08-30

Permanently Addicted

1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-30

Joe Jerkoff

1 985x 2019-08-30

Hey guys, definitely don't search "muslim (from:JosephCumia)" on twitter and then report all those tweets before he locks his account again. Please don't do that. DO NOT click it's abusive or harmful->it directs hate against a protected category->a group of people.

Thanks for listening!

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

I'll make sure not to do that tonight.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-30

Archive.is

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[removed]

1 turk_december 2019-08-30

I think Joe might have actually done this without Anthony's knowledge . Joe just realized he got his brother's beloved twitter account banned and is panicking. But this just adds to his brother's humiliation.

1 LittleTonyDevito 2019-08-30

He needs money for a lawyer , he will sell this account to the pedophile

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

Joe probably does little meaningless favors for Anthony because in his mind that makes them even.

"I took two hours to set up a twitter for you, bro. Monthly check, please!"

1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-08-30

Brotherly Assistance

Thanks for the new meme Joe.

1 MonsterSteve 2019-08-30

I can see someone using paint to show joe giving ant a nice blowie. #brotherlyassistance

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-08-30

I think he could technically get away with an account like "The Joe Cumia Show featuring Brother Ant," but just making an account for a ban evader to use is almost certainly against the rules... doubly so if you announce that as your intention.

1 Poo-U 2019-08-30

So you’re suggesting that Joe is gigantic retard?

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-08-30

I would never say such a mean spirited thing.

1 Poo-U 2019-08-30

Stay golden, Beige.

1 turk_december 2019-08-30

He just changed the name to "TheJosephCumiaShowFeaturingBrotherAnthony". He has no clue how embarrassing that is to Anthony. He gives deadbeat Joe 50K a year and now Joe is acting like he's Anthony's boss. Humiliating.

1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-30

It’s 60k, redditard! #residuals

1 BeigeFrequency 2019-08-30

Can't outsmart galaxy brain cumia

1 BovineEyedJoe 2019-08-30

so so so so you're saying even saying #loophole won't work?

1 Jungies 2019-08-30

....so does that put Joe's account at risk?

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

I'd like to see Hurk shove a nightstick up Joe's ass

1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-08-30

I guess the next sub is /r/ona72200822

1 kingship75 2019-08-30

I went to join as a backup, but I couldn't.

1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-30

Poor little mug

1 couscous_anonym0us 2019-08-30

Fredo joe.

1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-30

Same sexuality.

1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-08-30

Wtf is this about?

1 Jungies 2019-08-30

Ant had yet another Twitter account blocked, so Joe set up a new one for him.

1 4stepsbackward 2019-08-30

Reported for "They're expressing intentions of self-harm or suicide"

1 [deleted] 2019-08-30

[removed]

1 dom6502 2019-08-30

He really is an absolute moron.

1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-08-30

Ant must've screamed at him like Lex Luthor at Otis. "Oh yes sir Mr Cumia don't you worry about nuthin, I'll get you back on the tweetin."

1 donald_kingsley 2019-08-30

I’d say falling over yourself to set up a back-up twitter account for your owner once his account inevitably gets blocked would count as having an effect on your life.

1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-08-30

LaFamiglia Joe, the same guy who never visited his poor mother for the last 5 years of her life.

1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-08-30

reported

1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-30

Smart Guy Joe is the dumbest of all Joes.

1 Mr-Wrinkle-Paws 2019-08-30

Poophole

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30

La Famiglia. This Tunisian stable cleaner fancies himself a wise guy. Fat ugly mid-eastern nigger.

1 ATF1384 2019-08-30

I can't find it now.

1 joemoomia 2019-08-30

"What's wrong Ant?"

"(Hysterically sobbing and rocking back and forth while hugging himself) They...shut down my Twitter again and...(sob) I dunno what I'm gonna do and (sob) I'm missing SO MANY news stories right now and (sob) I just don't wanna live anymore (sob)". What a faggot.

1 TacolasCage 2019-08-30

Anymore numbers you want to fit in there, stupid?

“Loophole”

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