There's a white guy on Big Brother this season that fucking loves watermelon. Like the fucker literally can't stop consuming it. He demands the production team constantly buy more watermelons for him and they have no choice to obey. He eats multiple watermelons daily.
They had this rule where you're only supposed to eat this shitty oatmeal-type nutritional substance called "slop" for a week if you're a "have-not" and this guy just said fuck it I'm gonna continue eating, production did nothing, and fans got all pissed.
I will forever associate watermelon with this guy.
He's also the first contestant in the history of the show - male or female - to fuck two different people in the same season. He convinced a hot blonde to fuck him in the shower in the first couple days before people were watching and then was like "that was great I'm gonna be with this other girl now though".
Certain elements of the "woke" crowd despise him for representing everything wrong with entitled straight white dudes, but I so badly want him to win.
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1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-08-30
There's a white guy on Big Brother this season that fucking loves watermelon. Like the fucker literally can't stop consuming it. He demands the production team constantly buy more watermelons for him and they have no choice to obey. He eats multiple watermelons daily.
They had this rule where you're only supposed to eat this shitty oatmeal-type nutritional substance called "slop" for a week if you're a "have-not" and this guy just said fuck it I'm gonna continue eating, production did nothing, and fans got all pissed.
I will forever associate watermelon with this guy.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-30
Chad af
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-08-30
He's also the first contestant in the history of the show - male or female - to fuck two different people in the same season. He convinced a hot blonde to fuck him in the shower in the first couple days before people were watching and then was like "that was great I'm gonna be with this other girl now though".
Certain elements of the "woke" crowd despise him for representing everything wrong with entitled straight white dudes, but I so badly want him to win.
1 985x 2019-08-30
These are the same people who said milk and water are symbols of white supremacy
1 shotgun_facelift7 2019-08-30
And knowing math
1 TacolasCage 2019-08-30
"and you rubs your hands together"
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-30
Black Earl refuses to eat watermelon or chicken in front of white people in public. But has a confessed undying love for both.
Tragic.