I love Stern pretending to give a fuck when he literally made Artie nodding off into a bit.

Hanging out with a bunch of other degenerate junkies for a year will surely set him on the right track!

He should have just made Jackie an offer, he was always way, way better than Retartie anyhow.

Thoughts and prayers

“Artie is doing well and staying sober,” the insider explained, adding he is expected to remain at the treatment center for another 2-3 years before ending up in one of the unmarked mass graves New Jersey buries the destitute in.

This fucking retard again. Few things are as uninteresting as a junkie's recovery. Blah blah blah he's trying blah blah blah he's doing great blah blah blah the burden of the junkie...yawn. Clean up, write some new material, buy some clean clothes, I'll tune in and check it out but until then who fucking cares?

Yep and meth on cheesebugers and the Mafia and Jersey and (zzzzzzz). If he plans on "coming back" with 90 minutes of rehab jokes they might as well put him to sleep now.

Howard was right

I know right, 6 million? pff

Not a faggot Joey post, amazing.

Odd, the part of that article that mentions Artie's most recent co-host must not have loaded for me.

and will remain in treatment indefinitely, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

aka no one else gave a shit