Knew a guy from the pub that named himself Begbie because he was apparently some mad hard cunt. What an arse.

"You better sweat that childspit shite outta yer system, Cumia. Cause if I come back here and it's still in there, I'll fuckin' kick it out, ok?!"

That lassie got bit and no cunt leaves till I find out what cunt did it

I live in Peru and Scotland looks shitter than here.

Begbie was the type of repressed homosexual you don't mock though, unlike the Cumia brothers.