Layla is such a hot sexy song, gives me a rod, wanna fuck to it. I think ill name my daughter after that song.

59  2019-08-29 by cro-magnon_sam

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He couldnt tell if his daughter had her first period or whether she got fingered by Uncle Freddy. Layla would you like some sausage.

I just hope she's not ages 8-80.

Yusef claims to be Italian. Gives daughter Arabic name.

"Yes my friend, Kumiyah clan are of Italya. Very much. Libiya was once colony of Italya."

The Cumia's are Sicilian. Sicily was conquered by Arabs. Sicilians are Arabs.

The Arabs from North Africa, Africa = _______?

Ant and Joe wish they were Sicilian. That would at last place their DNA in Europe. Truth is, they are pure Berbers from North Africa.

You can tell because Ant was always able to joke about the Moors invading Sicily.* "Ha Ha Holey shit those were my ancestors believe me!"* But he goes into a rage if the joke is him being black, such as the Ro funeral dance.

The song is about a whore who cheated on her husband. Way to go, retard.

That's like someone naming their daughter Roxanne because they love The Police.

You'd think he'd learn the lyrics to his own daughter's namesake, but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MoymuFN9lw

Joe's version / correct lyrics in bold following, full lyrics can be found here:


What do you do when you get lonely? And nobody's waiting by your side?

What'll you do when you get lonely? No one waiting by your side?

You've been along?!, and hiding out too long. You know it's just your foolish pride.

You've been running and hiding much too long. You know it's just your foolish pride.


Congrats, chorus is correct! But hold the fuck on because Verse 2 isn't even REMOTELY correct.. Reminder, he NAMED HIS DAUGHTER LAYLA


Make the best of the situation 'fore your old man bring you down (the audience fucking BURSTS out laughing at the botch job)

I tried to give you consolation When your old man had let you down.

Please don't sing.. «mumbles» never find a way. You turned my whole world upside down

Like a fool, I fell in love with you, Turned my whole world upside down.


Congrats! Chorus 2 is right too!


More feedback than can comfortably be absorbed by human ears..


Make the best of your situation 'fore you finally go insane. (what's that? Your mic crapped out?)

Let's make the best of the situation Before I finally go insane.

Like a fool, I fell in love with you. Don't tell me all my love's in vain.

Please don't say well never find a way And tell me all my loves in vain.


Tepid applause from 5 attendees, more feedback, lens flare, 85 cards of credits for the Long Island MUSICANS with the misspelled URL, www.LongIslandMusicansNetwork.com

Just like Eric.

Literally my first red-flag on the guy