Bob Kelly - (talking about some restaurant - surprise, surprise) "You know salmon's not even supposed to be pink? This place has the real salmon sushi, they don't even dye it..."
Anthony - "Neither do you."
Back when he was funny and quick, before the booze, pills and unresolved homosexuality issues too their toll.
"Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, these chains are made of tensile steel!" - Anthony when Patrice was losing his shit over how none of them liked black porn.
22 comments
1 xterraroc 2019-08-29
“And maybe kiss you” • Nana
1 WheelchairFred 2019-08-29
Buuuuuutt pluuuuuuuuug
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-08-29
"A bug bowx?"
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-29
Ah, yes. The comedy stylings of Anthony Cumia and Dave Douglas
1 McGowan9 2019-08-29
Bob Kelly - (talking about some restaurant - surprise, surprise) "You know salmon's not even supposed to be pink? This place has the real salmon sushi, they don't even dye it..."
Anthony - "Neither do you."
Back when he was funny and quick, before the booze, pills and unresolved homosexuality issues too their toll.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-08-29
Bobby's funniest line imo was when he said Russian women all have the same moles on their cheeks like German Shepherds
1 ApprilFells 2019-08-29
Leave it alone!
1 CasinoIndian 2019-08-29
"Everybodies gone surfin... surfin on the WEB."
1 BlackManMoan 2019-08-29
Opie: "I'll never talk to him again, not with the shit he did behind the scenes."
Wonder Opie knows.
1 les_rallizes_denudes 2019-08-29
KNOCK IT OFF SPADE
1 CasinoIndian 2019-08-29
Fuck him up, Bobo!
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-08-29
Well.. When ya' put it like that
1 TheElDan 2019-08-29
“You’re telling me you’ve never seen a completely fuckable 13 year old?!”
1 Knife_rapist 2019-08-29
"Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, these chains are made of tensile steel!" - Anthony when Patrice was losing his shit over how none of them liked black porn.
1 waldodabz 2019-08-29
“You’ve never seen a thirteen year old that was totally fuckable?! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?!!”
1 myRrribz 2019-08-29
"FAWKKK YOUUU!" - Bobo after the fitness test challenge.
1 Fugga6969 2019-08-29
"You wanna suck em?"
1 ellencakehorn 2019-08-29
Jimmy: "so you vomited in the sink [in the SiriusXM bathroom] ? What do you do when you're at home?ć
Lady Di: "I watch TV! "
1 gcastrato 2019-08-29
I miss Line of the Day.
1 rent-a-cop 2019-08-29
"Wheel him out Wednesday."
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-08-29
She wanted Austin Powers, instead she got Ed Powers! (Delivered with confidence and enthusiasm)
1 FUCKMYFAGGOTASS 2019-08-29
“Every finger looks like a thumb” Bob Kelly describing Rich Vos’ hands.