My middle name is Colleen and my brother is a disgraced radio host. Does anybody have something they wanna say to me?

48  2019-08-29 by suirogerg

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Does anyone remember what the reddit username of the antifa war elephant was? She was a good sport. Maybe we need to mobilize her again.

Maybe we need to mobilize her again.

Get the forklift ready.

Yeah you’re a faggot joeyh!

Psuedo Cowboy Millionaire is perhaps the greatest original work I've heard all year: https://soundcloud.com/joseph-cumia/pseudo-cowboy-millionaire

How did you rectify obvious truths with obvious lies in the same line? It's more brilliant than the most complicated rhyme schemes in modern rap: like

"Never desired to fire a gun (lie), I'd never fight back I'd always run (true). 
Never took much to roping steer (true), or cutting my dinner from a fresh killed deer (lie). 
Never had me a wife that left (lie), never had to do a damn thing myself (true).
All I did was write a song (true), you nice folks sang along (lie).
Don't matter right or wrong (true), my record sales are strong (lie).
Put on my Stetson hat (true, based on reports from BAR), watch my pockets getting fat (lie)"

The mastery of nuance of the English language is matched only by the sheer artistic prodigy required to play every single instrument in that song live without help from audio workstations like FruitLoops, Audacity, or the crappier paid ones with an MPK Mini MIDI key controller.