Joe Cumia hates when you make fun of Eric Claptons song “Layla”
36 2019-08-28 by PhishInVa2
Thats what triggered him yesterday. So guys, dont talk about the title of that song. It makes him sad. (Maybe because he doesnt have full custody and hes a shit father) but i cant say for sure. Hes deff sensitive about it.
As i said in my other post, people shot cum on pictures of Youtuber “Repzion”s dead mother and sent it to him. Joe is a fat sensitive little boy. I can only imagine if someone did that to him. Hed probably legit cry.
18 comments
1 kingbelwas 2019-08-28
Eric Clapton sucks
1 thrillated 2019-08-28
Good babysitter though
1 mvcv114 2019-08-28
Yes - put child on window sill, open window. Shoot some smack.
1 985x 2019-08-28
hahahahahahahahahahaha
1 thrillated 2019-08-28
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-28
Reminder: Patti 'Layla' Boyd is a harlot and a slut. She married Eric Clapton, after cheating on George Harrison with him, after Eric had previously dated Patti's sister (just like Joey).
Joe 'James Hefner' Cumia thought that would be a great namesake for his one biological child (that he sees only on court approved days and fails to get to school on time).
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-08-28
Just like Eric!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-28
u/doxxer100 nice whore daughter, stupid
1 Knife_rapist 2019-08-28
People were shooting cum on his mother IRL for five years while Joey was busy playing to empty parking lots and trying to grab his sister's tits.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-28
he got really mad when someone assumed the name/username 'Layla_Cumia'.
I'd hate for the actual Layla Cumia to try logging online to find her name had been taken by people exposing her dumb cow father, that'd be a shame.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-28
Shes 100% going to google her name some day and Joe is going to have to explain ALL OF THIS to her. I feel so bad for her. Idk how i could ever look at my sweet daughters face ever again if i was u/doxxer100. Its going to be a nightmare. One that Joe couldve ended long ago if hed only come here fists unclenched.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-08-28
the day she talks-back to him & quotes a reddit bit will destroy his soul, he'll know she's seen his buffoonery & all respect has finally gone.
HA HA!
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-28
No it won't, he call her a liberal and try to file DMCAs against her
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-08-28
I’m working on a comic series called “Lil’ Layla”, that basically follows the adventures of Layla and her two best pals: A wolf with an eyepatch and the ghost of Eric Clapton’s son. They play the part of her guardians who try to get her to school on time, while also going on adventures related to her cow of a father. Both Eric Clapton’s son and Eyepatch Wolf try to show her how much of a piece of garbage her father is, but she just gingerly defends him while remaining blissfully ignorant of how terrible he is. It’s more “funny but sad” than anything.
If I make it and posted it here (and archived it for the next inevitable sub); one day she’ll eventually find it when she googles her name, and the realization of who her father really was will hit her harder, than a frying pan over the skull of her mother.
1 Frequent2001 2019-08-28
isn't layla an arabic name? very fitting since you know.. the moors..
1 Killgore 2019-08-28
The song is a reinterpretation of a popular old Arabic poem. I wonder if Joe is aware of that.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-28
No one shoot cum on pictures of Joe's mom or daughter, please
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-28
Daughter would be too far. I wont condone that but if someone finds Ro hot , they’re more than welcome to share it with Joe. (And me 😎)