The worst attempt at trying to sound intelligent I've ever seen

33  2019-08-28 by bwaitforitjones

22 comments

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The list is near endless but this might be one of the stupidest "points" Mooseph has ever made.

Yes, dummy. If you're on the record as saying that blacks are subhuman scum who should be put down like rabid dogs, people are going to assume that you're a racist and there's not a lot to argue about.

The best part is he thought he was being a free speech advocate and was trying to launch his impotent brain into some sort of grand defense. Like tugging the pull start of a lawn mower for 60 years... JoeH trying to cobble together a thought.

Apparently Colleen will DMCA this. Fucking boomer idiot.

Joe knows nothing about making a living...it's been handed to him for years now

I'm surprised he didn't mention dropping off the tape at WBAB.

"So so so so how can my brother be racist when he did a parody of an Otis Redding song and I produced the whole thing?"

Fucking Jeff Lynne over here

can anybody confirm Joe's service???

“I’m Anthony Cumia’s brother. Does anybody have anything they want to say to me?”

He really thought that would strike fear in their hearts and make them scatter. “Oh shit, his brother? Let’s get outta here.”

"kuuuumia's"

"Yes. You could stand to lose 80 pounds and then that jacket might fit."

My favorite part is how that one fat pig says in the background “there’s like four people in line” right before the other fat stuttering pig walks up. Lmfao

I couldn’t even make it 2 minutes too cringeworthy

I love that the chick (or whatever) is just openly laughing in his face. She looks like you can smell her from two blocks over, she’s wearing a ukulele, and yet she’s laughing at what a loser James is.

Father of...father of 4!

And he squirts!!!

Brothas Cumioni is simply too nervous to make a poignant point that will OWN the libs

One Cumioid getting utterly humiliated that night wasn't enough.

Hahaha, in the very beginning, after he waddles up... is he trying to stare the guy down or did it actually take him that long to read a fucking sign?

My name is Joseph Quumiya