They’re Sicilian. Which is worse

Fair enough

how is the pizza and spaghetti brotherman?

Try the wine

I went to Venice 15 years ago and it was terrible. NOTHING worked.

NOTHING. Worked. It’s the wooooooooorst

The medications don’t work.

You’ve been there for seven yarrrs.

Italy has it features like you've mentioned. But their general disdain for English is fucking moronic. Tourism is one of the only "industries" you have left, and you expect your language, maybe spoken by 100 million people, to be known globally? Nice logic, stupid.

I've been all over but I love naples the most. I stayed in a hotel overlooking a construction dumpster with Africans living in it. They set up little tables selling jewelry and incense and shit with drugs in candy wrappers. You can get anything you want.

And I think it's really precious how the italian dudes actually say ciao bella to you 🥰

Salvini had those Africans shipped off or gassed btw. God bless him.

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They were saying that to the monstrosity in your belly

I don't know about all that Europe non-sense but if you want some advice from an average working man like me you'll play it safe on your next vacation by spending a week in a good clean city like Branson. The reasonable price of $89 a night at the Quality Inn puts you a block away from Dolly's Stampede, a stone's throw from Yakov's Theatre and you can practically spit on the Hollywood Wax Museum. You'll be spending a week in the most moderate of comfort while you take in everything Branson has to offer. But what do I know I'm just a humble average Joe on the job site with a lunch pail and a container of coffee. God bless.

Ick

But monk, while planning my trip to Branson, I've found myself in the delicate situation of seeking a live show as well as a full meal to enjoy from my seat, notably without a table, suggestions?

Magnets and a linen napkin, brotherman!

The segregation unit at the Missouri State Penitentiary having been sent there after dozens of patrons of Yakov's Dinner Adventure perished in an inferno you started using the candle placed on the magnetic tray your dinner arrived on that fateful evening.

Can I still see Kirby AND the Irish Tenors?

3 magnets, FUCKFACE!

Good old Branson, where they always somehow manage to keep the food hot. Try the vegetable medley! It'll have your taste buds tappin'!

What do the Kumiyahs have to do with Italy?

Vury good 😆. Historically accurate.

I've got relatives just outside of Arezzo but they're British expats, Italy is pretty 3rd worldy especially south of Rome.

I've got relatives just outside of Arezzo but they're British expats

Now there's one of the few groups worse than the Italians this thread is generally deriding.

me Mum's a Limey

I went to those cities. It was nice.

Sicilians were spawned by Cumias.

I heard from Italians they despise Americans and do their best to steal every sheckel they can from them.
But the real hate is directed to Chinese and Africans. I can't blame them.

My great grandparents left there for a reason.

Half my family are olive skinned. People have asked me what race my grandmother is as she's 100% Italian blood but born in the uk and spends most the year away travelling so is very tanned.

I'm guessing I am more Italian than many Americans who actually claim to be.

I have no intention of visiting.

How could you manage to write so few words and still be boring?

Easily.

I went, tried to order macaroni and gravy, no one knew what I was talking about. Made plans to visit the crater and see the topless beaches, but ended up just doing heroine the whole time. I had to buy my girlfriend a gift from the duty-free shop at the airport on the way home.

Sounds like all of Europe

I haven't been for years. Did you go recently? That's terrible to hear. No wonder Salvini is doing so well. I traveled around Italy about a decade ago and it was the most beautiful place I'd ever seen. Went to Milan, Venice, Reggio Calabria -- alright that place was a bit rough but still charming -- Lake Como. I'd never seen anything so beautiful.

The north is beautiful and full of germanics. The Liga Norte has been trying to get separated or autonomy from the rest for ages. I'm actually meeting a submember there in a few days. Close to the swiss border tho. Not going anywhere south of Brescia.

Lombardy is a different country -- though I'm not a huge fan of these micro secessionist movements.

I have a Brescia football jersey from around 2000 or so. Love that thing.

Absolutely. It's New Hampshire vs Nuevo Laredo. Nothing in common. I'm there pretty often (Como, Garda, Idro) and have trouble leaving every fucking time. The country in particular is paradise

I'm about 300mi from there right now. Call me maybe

I'll give you this about Italy: They drive like they're fucking retards. It's unbelievable. First dead body I ever saw was on a coach heading for Venice. Young kid just lying on the road all mangled because they can't obey fucking traffic laws.

Commendatori! I like dat! Like commander! Dat's respect!