"I'm in a U2 tribute band." -- "Oh yeah, I remember seeing Bono pull your singer on stage!" -- "... no. I'm in the other U2 tribute band." -- "Hahaha! But, seriously, how cool was it meeting Bono?" -- *sobbing*

1  2019-08-21 by 985x

8 comments

1  GroovyBastard 2019-08-21

No, no, no libtard. You don't understand.

Bono was pulling that other guy up on stage to tell him he was wasting his time, because 2U was really the best U2 tribute band.

If you listen closely you can hear him whisper "Look, I'm sorry, but you're done. Joe Cumia's band is it."

1  Persianschlong 2019-08-21

Subpoena!

1  Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-08-21

of course only focused on Bono

1  thrillated 2019-08-21

This nigga is no Gene, but he's got some pipes

1  thrillated 2019-08-21

"Join me, Joe" - Robbin Williams

1  malvin77 2019-08-21

Imagine the lamest thing thinkable. Now imagine you have dedicated your entire life to pursuing this immeasurably lame and pathetic thing. Now imagine, you aren’t even in the top 100 of people doing this lame thing. I present, Cow Jumia.

1  Toss__Pot 2019-08-21

Someone should edit that back-to-back with the vid of Joe's band playing in a parking lot

1  suirogerg 2019-08-21

Can you imagine Dumb Joe’s rage at seeing this tribute band?