could you at least try to get you daughter to school on time? Its a new school year, fresh slate, a chance to do better by her. Do you realize every time she is late, she's subject to embarrassing and unwanted attention? Shit like this can be painful to young kids, and she may grow to resent you because of it. I mean, she's gonna resent you for A LOT of things, but why add to the list, right? We know you're not a real man, but could you try to act like one 2-3 days a week. You have pretended to be a musician and a success five decades now, so maybe put that effort into pretending to be a dad?