Reminder on Norton’s Selfishness: On a road trip; he wouldn’t stop to let Bob Kelly eat, but thought it was completely normal to hastily pull into an adult video store and jerk off in a booth.

47  2019-08-21 by will4two

22 comments

I fucking hate Jim.

During the entire Colin vs. Bobby series, it’s clear as day Colin’s loath and lack of respect for the worm. And this was almost 15 years ago!

None of the guests truly liked going on O&A. It was just an easy way to plug gigs.

That isn’t true. Patrice, Louie, Colin, and Bobby would call in all the time to interject on bits when they weren’t even in studio. And they weren’t the best of friends or anything, but Opie and Anthony would occasionally hang out with them outside the studio. The only one who truly hated their guts and was only in for exposure was Bill Burr.

Yeah you’re right especially colin would pop by or call in (he’s a saint). I didn’t know burr hated them though. Did he ever talk about that on his show or anywhere else?

Anthony had said on his shitty podcast that once Bill Burr left the studio they never talked. Makes sense. Once Bill started to blow up he did the show like twice. When Louie got famous he clearly made it a point to make way more appearances than he needed to.

Burr did always speak highly of Opie on his podcast. Maybe he just didn’t talk to Anthony because he’s a racist kid toucher.

Road trip Jim is the worst. Remember when he got pulled over for speeding and while talking about his mom car he said “that thing goes, man”

To be fair I'm sure Bobby has to eat a full buffet every couple hours and it must be a pain in the ass on the road.

Unless of course he insisted on paying for my food, I wouldn't mind.

They're both things that they do far too much of

They'd both be better off if they switched hobbies for awhile

My favorite Norton on the road story is when he was traveling with Dice and every time he tried to hit on a girl Club Soda Kenny would walk over and slap him in the face.

Jim told this story as though it was just two buds palling around on the road.

He probably only kept hitting on girls so Dice would slap him again

Nice reading comprehension, stupid.

Is club soda Kenny an actual retard or does he just have that retard voice?

To be fair, preventing that gastropod from inhaling a box of gas station donuts unintentionally made Jim a good friend at that moment.

I would have Fucking drove off and left him in the jerkoff booth

Bob said Worm locked the car.

To be fair, Jim was doing fatso a favor.

Remember on Louie when Bobby and Louie would have a bang bang, which was eating two entire meals back-to-back?

From Bobby’s Patreon:

When I reach 750 patrons, I will shoot and record a 'Bang, Bang' with one of my friends and release it only to my Patreon supporters.

Nobody wants to see that Bobby. Seriously that’s disgusting and the only person enjoying it is you.

Wow, I'm not sure I should believe this.