Ronnie B "almost offended" by Tarantino movie

5  2019-08-21 by Thomas_Dairy

13 comments

Ron has become such a fag since Fezzy left him

I love Ron and fez, but Ron has always been more sensitive than even Opie. He’s the worst speaker of anyone in the OnA universe, but was the first to call out Dave, earl, or fez on a verbal slip up.

The problem is Ron is untouchable. Even as much of a pissy eyed faggot Anthony was, people would still bust his balls about showering with his dad or being a degenerate pedophile and he would take it mostly with good humor.

With Ron, nobody ever busts his balls and the only self-deprecating stories he tells are turds of nothingness ("when I was little I told the neighborhood kids my name was Tex").

Listen to the show where Earl takes credit for Fez's gift of the Larry Sanders DVD. He repeatedly accuses Earl of a "lie of admission" - something which would have gotten Vos mercilessly mocked and would have been added to his wiki page instantly - and not only does nobody call him out on it, when he finally catches himself and asks if that's the word, Dave runs right up to lap his nuts, saying "it's omission, but you were saying it"

The only time Anthony really freaked out was when people called him ugly. Which is odd, because he undisputably is. But there were a couple times he flipped out on callers to the point where he sounded like he was crying because they said he was ugly.

More than once, after completely fucking up a word and catching himself, he would tell Fezzy that he doesn't lock up when he makes a mistake, he just keeps rolling.

The difference, of course, is that any time Fez made a mistake Ron would move his mic until it squeeked and then let Fez die in the silence, whereas when Ron made a mistake everyone would play along like he was right until he caught it himself.

It's one of the only Tarantino films I've wanted to see in over a decade. What exactly was his problem with it?

He thinks the ending makes a mockery of the Sharon Tate murder and that it should have been treated with more respect.

Weird. It's not like a fucking national tragedy or anything. Some preggers bimbo with a child rapist husband got cut up by some lunatics. Big deal.

Imagine being offended over a fucking movie that you can choose not to watch

I'm more offended by him wearing 2 pairs of sunglasses & being part of Keeps With Kids.

Nice work naming the tour after Nana's predilections, by the way.

Ron is severely underrating the quality of other 60s TV compared to Star Trek and the shows critics remember from that era.

I was born in 1989 so I didn't grow up with any of this stuff. But when I checked out some of those 60s westerns the best episodes were as good as the good episodes of Star Trek from 66 to 69.

I was offended by how painfully fucking boring Inglorious Bastards was.

Well then Inglorious Basterds would be Run Lola Run compared to this incomprehensible molasses of a film. It’s fucking terrible.