Cumia RULES!! 🤠

59  2019-08-21 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

22 comments

You have to be a typical type of asshole to wear a blazer over a tshirt and think you are just killing it in life.

82nd airborne, bruh. You don’t think that Tee is lookin’ crisp and poppin’?!

Shirts ok, the guy wearing it is a total faggot

https://www.armysurplusworld.com/82nd-airborne-retro-t-shirt

I'm buying one now (with my own money).

So this is exactly what Joe does and now you have as much military experience as him.

Be sure to point at it when walking past veterans.

The sub has broken down Joey's decades-old unwarranted self-importance.

It can work with a blank t-shirt, like a black blazer and a black or white t shirt, but to wear a blazer and a graphic T is the ultimate 'I drink child spit and fuck ugly women' look.

and go to court with that on knowing it will air on tv. Cumia a special kinda stupid.

Outta the way , squirter coming thru

She's going to blow!

Her face looks like she’s trying to hold it all in.

He even looks out of breath in this picture.

Also does anyone remember the hag's startled double take when Joe let her go first through the door, with a self-conscious flourish of the hand? It was obvious from both of their body language that it was something they'd never done before.

He couldn't even act chivalrous without looking like an asshole. Not surprising from a guy who announced to an online group of strangers that she has a leaky cunt.

Joe Cumia once broke into a maternity ward, killed all the babies, then rounded up all the grieving parents and split them up by gender (which there are only 2 of btw according to Joe). He then rented out a wood chipper which he forced black children to wheel in against their will. He then threw the group of fathers and black children into the wood chipper and sprayed the group of mothers with the blood and guts that poured from the machine. There was so much that each and every mother drowned in the resulting black child and newborn father gore. Joe, thrilled with what he had just done, jumped on top of the machine, ripped his clothes off, then jacked off to the scene of it all - his ejaculate completely landing in the pool of blood, gore, and dead bodies. He then ran across the street, still completely naked, and raped 69,420 gay Mexicans.

Here is actual documented footage of him doing so

Billy Foal

Going by your username, I get the sense you are being sarcastic

so u dont think he is being sincere? hehehehe

The only proof he has of being 82nd Airborne is t-shirts and caps that you can get on Amazon

Is the krypt keeper bald? I only seen foreheads that big on NiaBurr types.

The crappiest 82nd Abn t-shirt you'll find anywhere. Faded print. Very disrespectful.

That’s a whole nigga (I’m referring to his “girl”)

God damn, she looks like Joe Biden with a wig