Sgt. Saliva

107  2019-08-20 by 1073WAAF

24 comments

Subpoena.

I fucking love this place

He limits the age of children who choke on his small parts to 3 and under? Guess they start yappin' after a certain age

G. I. D'oh

G.I. Mo.

G.I. Ooh-oh-oh-ooooohhh-ooooo

G.I. So-So-So-So-So

G.I. Slow

G.I. Moo

G.I. Slow

G.I. (Son of Dead)Roe

GI Blow..

...s dudes at the Big Apple Ranch

Fastest dildo slinger in the east.

Middle East

Bravo! I loffed.

The Great Tunisian Hero

The Great Arabian Hero

Sgt. Squirter

I have several questions:

  1. Where can I buy this?
  2. Are other accessories (pressboard guitars, HIV test kit, $60,000 check etc) sold separately?
  3. Can you confirm the existence of Mrs Bro Joe with pull-string squirting action and swappable depends?

One case where the Barbie Dream Car is an appropriate vehicle for an action figure.

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OH! So so so so so so you’re saying you’re gonna put your spit into a ditty bag? And ITTY-BITTY DITTY BAG?

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This place has got a niggas ribs hurtin

You’re giving me some laughs today!