A 'pigeon-toed chubsy-wussy' is better than the leathery hag you're with, Joe, and making fun of her weight is a little rich coming from you, you fat disgusting piece of shit.
He didn't post this until after his episode aired, laying bare his abject dishonesty and blistering stupidity for the entire nation to see. Despite winning his case he still came off like a complete and utter retard and so he had to make the Honorable Judge Milan and her fantastic judicial beefers the bad guy. Joey can do literally nothing right. Child-raping simpleton.
He's a dumb motherfucker who doesn't think anything through.
Let's not forget that she actually ruled in his favour. The reason he got so irate was because she wouldn't let him ramble on about Reddit. Of course cow brain doesn't realize that she was actually trying to help him by stopping him from doing that.
Joe's reality: "She's no judge. She's a tit showing lefty Hollywood failed actress." Actual reality: A graduate of the Georgetown University Law Center, Milian worked as an assistant state attorney for the Dade County State Attorney's Office. In 1999, Florida governor Jeb Bush appointed Milian to the Miami Circuit Court, where she served in the Criminal Division. Prior to that, she spent five years in the Miami County Court in the Domestic Violence Court, Criminal, and Civil divisions.
Well a tribute band is like a cover band but even gayer because it incorporates cosplay into the formula. Joe's costume (a beanie) really makes for an immersive experience when hearing 2U.
she spent five years in the Miami County Court in the Domestic Violence Court,
There it is, if she had been a LI judge she would've thrown ol' Frypan Cumia into the clink where he hopefully would've been shanked by the Aryan Brotherhood .
Florida governor Jeb Bush appointed Milian to the Miami Circuit Court
libtard
Pick one, Joe, you fat retard. And her 50 year old tits are still so much better than any you could lay your hands on, including your own. You're a few years away from needing a bra yourself, jackass.
So basically the opposite of what Joe said while also being a much more accomplished person than he. Then again a street urchin is more accomplished than Joe.
A morbidly obese, deadbeat leech and compulsive liar with no self control, attempting to shame a hot, relatively famous TV judge. Imagine joeH in law school...
Hey joeH, where’s the paparazzi photos of you getting that little kid of yours to school on time? This sub is the only corner of the world where anyone cares if you live or die...And we’re all cheering on the latter.
Why does Joe hate leftists so much? If the Fascists get in he would be swinging from the nearest jungle gym for letting his country go down the shitter
He was mad at himself because it dawned on him as he was walking out what a buffoon he looked like (and is). But, having the emotional maturity of a five-year-old, he had to blame her for making him look foolish and not listening to him talk about the online community he really didn't want to mention.
So, to answer your question, blame-shifting in his own mind is what he accomplished.
she's 58, retired circuit judge from florida , massively successful TV show and stunning for her age with net worth of 30 million according to wikipedia.
joe makes a "living" off "playing" someone's work.
64 comments
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-20
110% of Americans would still fuck her over your wife BTW. Get that girl.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-20
He doesn't have a wife
He has a not wife material girlfriend
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-20
Sorry, I forgot that it's not incest until you're married to their mother. Joe's a clever boy.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-20
"kangaroo court justices" Those aren't "justices". Those are judges. There's a big difference. Fucking ignoramus.
1 Broozie123 2019-08-20
A 'pigeon-toed chubsy-wussy' is better than the leathery hag you're with, Joe, and making fun of her weight is a little rich coming from you, you fat disgusting piece of shit.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-08-20
He didn't post this until after his episode aired, laying bare his abject dishonesty and blistering stupidity for the entire nation to see. Despite winning his case he still came off like a complete and utter retard and so he had to make the Honorable Judge Milan and her fantastic judicial beefers the bad guy. Joey can do literally nothing right. Child-raping simpleton.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-08-20
*udder
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-20
I just want to add that I've also heard that Joe is a child rapist.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-20
His silence on that issue is deafening
1 Bdunn0 2019-08-20
He's just jealous that he has to wake up to a leather handbag and not this.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-20
Can we make a compilation of everything he said about liberals while he had the bill clinton profile pic? Maybe it will get him arkancided....
1 throwaway201985 2019-08-20
He's a dumb motherfucker who doesn't think anything through.
Let's not forget that she actually ruled in his favour. The reason he got so irate was because she wouldn't let him ramble on about Reddit. Of course cow brain doesn't realize that she was actually trying to help him by stopping him from doing that.
Mongoloid fuck.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-08-20
Why doesn't he just give her his expert diet tips? He lost a lot of weight, right?
1 leedsjr 2019-08-20
ANYONE CAN DO IT!
1 CuckedInMilwaukee 2019-08-20
Joe's reality: "She's no judge. She's a tit showing lefty Hollywood failed actress." Actual reality: A graduate of the Georgetown University Law Center, Milian worked as an assistant state attorney for the Dade County State Attorney's Office. In 1999, Florida governor Jeb Bush appointed Milian to the Miami Circuit Court, where she served in the Criminal Division. Prior to that, she spent five years in the Miami County Court in the Domestic Violence Court, Criminal, and Civil divisions.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-20
Yeah but how many cover bands has she played in? Check and mate, redditard.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-20
Tribute band***
1 thrillated 2019-08-20
What's the difference between a cover band and a tribute band?
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-20
Well a tribute band is like a cover band but even gayer because it incorporates cosplay into the formula. Joe's costume (a beanie) really makes for an immersive experience when hearing 2U.
1 TheElDan 2019-08-20
So you’re saying The Edge doesn’twear white New Balances onstage?
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-20
Half acting, half musicianship, all homosexuality.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-08-20
It’s basically a military operation.
1 tjdon 2019-08-20
Do Brits say “check mate, mate”
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-20
HA HA HA HOLEE SHIT
1 OutlawMemer 2019-08-20
"He's no rockstar. He's a tit-grabbing Arabic Long Island failed cover band guitarist."
1 mvcv114 2019-08-20
Sister-tit grabbing, get it right.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-08-20
I figured that was implicit.
1 mvcv114 2019-08-20
Need to remind the others of all the pictures where the Cumia brothers are one click away from raping Dawn, again.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-08-20
There it is, if she had been a LI judge she would've thrown ol' Frypan Cumia into the clink where he hopefully would've been shanked by the Aryan Brotherhood .
1 wbgreen 2019-08-20
Pick one, Joe, you fat retard. And her 50 year old tits are still so much better than any you could lay your hands on, including your own. You're a few years away from needing a bra yourself, jackass.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-20
Joe needed a mansier several comp'd lunches ago.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-08-20
It's a bro.
1 throwbenny 2019-08-20
So she slept with Jeb is what you're saying
1 ellencakehorn 2019-08-20
S W A L L O W
T H A T
G U A C
1 StanleyStacks 2019-08-20
So basically the opposite of what Joe said while also being a much more accomplished person than he. Then again a street urchin is more accomplished than Joe.
1 TheMaestro2 2019-08-20
dumb bitch worked her whole life...could have just handed a cassette to a radio DJ and then enjoyed sweet residuals
JoeH you’re a failure in life and Layla wouldn’t mind if you drowned on sleeping pills you fat fuck... anyone can do it!
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-08-20
It's been said before but she's hot some nice ones especially for a gal her age.
Meanwhile hag carol's tits look like someone nailed some overeasy eggs to a wall.
1 Nah_Ming 2019-08-20
Nice hips and thighs too.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-20
He sounds like a catty old queer, especially when you know what a wretched beard he's got in Carol.
1 suirogerg 2019-08-20
He has the nerve to criticize her appearance when he is dating what looks to be a fucking mommy. No self-awareness JoeH.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-20
But to be fair Joe isn't a real daddy so I guess opposites attract ba-dum tss
1 suirogerg 2019-08-20
Fuck I meant mummy
1 4stepsbackward 2019-08-20
It should be this sub's new job to get pictures taken of Joe in his private moments, when he's on the toilet or when he's grazing in the field.
1 Baracklyn_Cyclonez 2019-08-20
He’s just mad because the only strong woman he had to look up to was smoking crack and blowing Met utility infielders.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-20
Bold of you to assume she blew anything above a minor leaguer
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-20
It's a hand that fed him, so his natural instinct is to bite it.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-08-20
You're thinking of his brother.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-08-20
Joe is the definition of a toxic person.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-08-20
A morbidly obese, deadbeat leech and compulsive liar with no self control, attempting to shame a hot, relatively famous TV judge. Imagine joeH in law school...
Hey joeH, where’s the paparazzi photos of you getting that little kid of yours to school on time? This sub is the only corner of the world where anyone cares if you live or die...And we’re all cheering on the latter.
1 Wolosocu 2019-08-20
People with no education have a tendency to downplay the achievement of education.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-20
I'm astonished Joe's Facebook posts still get like 50 reactions on average. I guess there really are a lot of people out there stupid as him.
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-08-20
“She has nice big titties. Take THAT redditards 🤣🤣🤣”
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-08-20
Why does Joe hate leftists so much? If the Fascists get in he would be swinging from the nearest jungle gym for letting his country go down the shitter
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-20
He thinks he's a white person
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-08-20
Joe shouldn't be mocking anyone's tits given the massive boy udders he's sporting. Joe Cumia is a giant fat faggot.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-08-20
He was mad at himself because it dawned on him as he was walking out what a buffoon he looked like (and is). But, having the emotional maturity of a five-year-old, he had to blame her for making him look foolish and not listening to him talk about the online community he really didn't want to mention.
So, to answer your question, blame-shifting in his own mind is what he accomplished.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-20
I'm sure you have seen plenty of courts Joe, what with your extensive criminal history and all. Fucking reprobate.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-20
Says the fat tub of shit who "gets out of breath bending over to tie his shoes."
1 Psych555 2019-08-20
It's a dairy cow calling a zebra black and white.
except he's way fatter.
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-08-20
Didn't she rule in his favor? What's he mad at her for? If she's a fake judge then her ruling is suspect therefore bovine
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-08-20
This highly-accomplished professional also happens to look great topless. TAKE THAT!
1 ellencakehorn 2019-08-20
got em
1 Frequent2001 2019-08-20
also, he fucking won.
1 telemecanique 2019-08-20
she's 58, retired circuit judge from florida , massively successful TV show and stunning for her age with net worth of 30 million according to wikipedia.
joe makes a "living" off "playing" someone's work.