The most truthful, saddest, yet funniest thing that Bovine brain has ever said (with evidence)

25  2019-08-20 by BloviatingUdders

From his own words on a publicly available website:

http://www.notu2.com/guitar-legends-live

"After a few months of wood-shedding signature guitar leads to the NOTE, and the realization that he could sing Stevie Ray Vaughan, Clapton, and Jimi Hendrix as easily as he speaks, Joseph put together a 3 piece monster of a band."

We all have seen multiple instances of just how eloquent and articulate the 5' 10" 66 year old pregnant dope can be. So so so so so we should all be bewilderment at amazement at how lucky we are to have him online. Personally, I'm sad I won't ever have the chance to see this live in concert.

The man is a comedy goldmine and may be one of the greatest entertainers of our time. My hat is off.

12 comments

1  985x 2019-08-20

Andy Cowfman

1  jjoharanyc1 2019-08-20

I wish I had more than an upvote for you.

1  mvcv114 2019-08-20

You have undying devotion and a lust for life. That will do pig, that will do.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-08-20

as easily as he speaks

Sososososososo.

1  thrillated 2019-08-20

He can't even pronounce his last name correctly, so I guess that's not too much of a stretch

1  of_lower_stock 2019-08-20

Gee, someone downvoted you.

1  ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-20

I hate when musicians learn everything and play note for note. Make it your own, fuckhead.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-08-20

Hey now, that borders on creativity and originality, and we all know that the chumps who play their own original music that they created aren't afforded luxuries like sitting by the hotel pool and COMPED green Gatorade.

1  OlGravylegz 2019-08-20

Tbf im impressed he can play the licks to the note.Thats almost unheard of for a professional musician.

1  TheElDan 2019-08-20

When I heard him nail the majority of “Godzilla” in that BÖC video, I was like “Damn, it took me three days to learn the tabs for that when I was 14.” And apparently this guy can sing the words too??

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-20

He fucking sucks at guitar and is an even worse singer.

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-08-20

His act is unique, as most talentless amateur musicians quit cosplaying by the time they're Joe's age, as they have jobs and responsibilities and such.