I went to Costco earlier today to buy a new tv for my gym. Someone on here (PatBattle, I guess) said the hot dogs were good. I've never eaten anything there before because there are usually long queues filled with Joe Cumia level fat people but today there weren't too many, I'd missed breakfast and lunch and thought, what the hey. Not bad!
I had a Costco dog a few years ago. Quite literally the worst dog I ever tried, possibly one of the worst foods. It tasted like burnt water and was unchewable; I choked on the first bite before throwing it away.
Americans adore eating flavorless dogshit, especially poor people.
11 comments
1 suirogerg 2019-08-18
Nice work.
DMCA this, you old boomer.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-08-18
Stent, you are a joy.
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-18
My motto is 'Live, laugh, love.'
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-18
Impressively vile
1 McGowan9 2019-08-18
I went to Costco earlier today to buy a new tv for my gym. Someone on here (PatBattle, I guess) said the hot dogs were good. I've never eaten anything there before because there are usually long queues filled with Joe Cumia level fat people but today there weren't too many, I'd missed breakfast and lunch and thought, what the hey. Not bad!
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-18
Nice anecdote, stupid.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-18
Thanks dude.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-18
I had a Costco dog a few years ago. Quite literally the worst dog I ever tried, possibly one of the worst foods. It tasted like burnt water and was unchewable; I choked on the first bite before throwing it away.
Americans adore eating flavorless dogshit, especially poor people.
1 McGowan9 2019-08-18
This was in the South of England. Wasn't terrible.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-18
Well you guys aren't used to remotely human food.
1 Skip4play 2019-08-18
Chicken bakes are worth trying.