He thinks he's being funny by slipping in a reference to his brother's shitty boomer podcast's sole sponsor, forgetting that the only people who would "get it" are those whose hobby is mocking him and his pedo sibling online.
Joey claims it is all stock and original except for the Bigsby being removed (long gone) and a stopbar being installed in the 60s. Then he says it is one of 3 that is: 1. stock mono (ok, I guess that was an option) 2. stock without varitone (again, I guess they came either with or without) 3. stock stopbar (which directly contradicts his previous statement about being originally a Bigsby tailpiece and having the stopbar installed in the 60s).
That guitar is also not in 'very good' condition. It has scratches, dings, an aftermarket tailpiece, cracked binding and finish issues around the tuners and general checking. It doesn't matter if it's vintage or not, Joe, it still has comestic issues that should place it in the 'good' or more realistically the 'fair' category.
Also, Joe, your listing is condescending to potential buyers. You don't need to tell us why you're selling it or that any buyer who is educated would know the true value. The guitar, or any item being sold, should speak for itself. Stupid.
If it's a real 1959 Gibson I could see it going for that price, but I wouldn't trust Joe at all to be on the level with anything. He lied under oath and has admitted to scamming people repeatedly when he worked for that pistol grip company. I don't think I'm gonna buy anything from a known scammer, if I wanted that guitar, I'd go to a real guitar dealer.
How come Joe's seller rating is so high? That can't be right.
Judging by the yellow trim, I bet dumdum has had this thing on display rather than in a climate controlled case and it was either in direct sunlight and/or exposed to a lot of smoke...probably from free based baby laxative.
The wood is probably pretty crispy too, dry eastern winters are brutal on older instruments, especially if it gets humid in the summers. I've still got a shitty old Fender Newporter that turned into a canoe after I brought it back East from the West coast.
24 comments
1 suirogerg 2019-08-17
Prepare for a subpoena, sir.
1 kingbelwas 2019-08-17
“Deep discount” hmmm where have I heard that before?joe is not a professional nor a bandleader. Just an obese low t leech who got the ghoul
1 McGowan9 2019-08-17
He thinks he's being funny by slipping in a reference to his brother's shitty boomer podcast's sole sponsor, forgetting that the only people who would "get it" are those whose hobby is mocking him and his pedo sibling online.
1 Phkna1 2019-08-17
All failed musicians end up selling their instruments
1 thrillated 2019-08-17
The BOC gig was his last shot at a professional career and we saw how that turned out
1 Skip4play 2019-08-17
"Pass the savings on to you."
He is so full of shit.
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-17
No way this fat bastard has a real 1959 es-335. How fucking humiliating that he has this guitar and still has to rely on handouts from a child rapist.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-17
Joey claims it is all stock and original except for the Bigsby being removed (long gone) and a stopbar being installed in the 60s. Then he says it is one of 3 that is: 1. stock mono (ok, I guess that was an option) 2. stock without varitone (again, I guess they came either with or without) 3. stock stopbar (which directly contradicts his previous statement about being originally a Bigsby tailpiece and having the stopbar installed in the 60s).
That guitar is also not in 'very good' condition. It has scratches, dings, an aftermarket tailpiece, cracked binding and finish issues around the tuners and general checking. It doesn't matter if it's vintage or not, Joe, it still has comestic issues that should place it in the 'good' or more realistically the 'fair' category.
Also, Joe, your listing is condescending to potential buyers. You don't need to tell us why you're selling it or that any buyer who is educated would know the true value. The guitar, or any item being sold, should speak for itself. Stupid.
1 aRTie02150 2019-08-17
Yup. Plus Joe touched it. He makes it icky.
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-08-17
Carol pissed on it
1 thrillated 2019-08-17
Ro drooled on it before passing away
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-08-17
"squirted"
1 Richard_C_Power 2019-08-17
If it's a real 1959 Gibson I could see it going for that price, but I wouldn't trust Joe at all to be on the level with anything. He lied under oath and has admitted to scamming people repeatedly when he worked for that pistol grip company. I don't think I'm gonna buy anything from a known scammer, if I wanted that guitar, I'd go to a real guitar dealer.
1 KPIH 2019-08-17
Welcome to Joe's Guitar Emporium
1 liberterrorism 2019-08-17
Just did a price check on this model, the highest price I could find was $25K. The vast majority were around $5-6K.
But I’m sure Joe’s is 100% genuine original and not smeared up by cum stained fingers.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-08-17
A near-mint ES-355 briefly played by Lennon wouldn't get that price, but hey I guess he passes the savings onto YOU!
1 bombvest 2019-08-17
Cowveat emptor
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-17
The guitar head probably smells like man ass, because JoeH is a size queen
1 SaltyDog86 2019-08-17
There’s no way in fuck that thing is worth more than 5k at best. Nice hustle mush brain.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-17
What an unusually colored wall!
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-08-17
Kurt Love's favorite color
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-08-17
How come Joe's seller rating is so high? That can't be right.
Judging by the yellow trim, I bet dumdum has had this thing on display rather than in a climate controlled case and it was either in direct sunlight and/or exposed to a lot of smoke...probably from free based baby laxative.
The wood is probably pretty crispy too, dry eastern winters are brutal on older instruments, especially if it gets humid in the summers. I've still got a shitty old Fender Newporter that turned into a canoe after I brought it back East from the West coast.
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-08-17
I’m shocked his hooves don’t scratch the finish
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-08-17
Thank YOU deep discount.