-“we’ve missed you, welcome back to siriusxm”
-“and now, our next guest is owner & CEO of the wildly successful compound media network. please give him a warm round of applause”
"I'm really impressed by your work ethic"
"I'm proud of you, son"
"CP Media finally made a profit is no longer hemorrhaging funds"
"I love the green screen idea"
It's called social promotion. Inner city schools do it all the time to get dumb fucks out so they aren't crowding up space for the next grade of kids. You'd have an army of 19 year olds Tyrones and Jamals in the 8th grade if they didn't.
It's worse for the Cumias, because they went to a sububrban school with enough resources to bend over backwards to get two of their only minority students out with a degree and 2.0 GPA.
The Joseph Cumia Show on Sirius XM is the second most listened to show right now with so many fans. Joe, the host, does all these great jokes and characters and does all the music too.
27 comments
1 StentFeznor 2019-08-17
Other things Joe will never hear:
Great job. Why didn't I hire you sooner?
Layla, your dad is awesome!
Coming to the stage is your headline act Blue Oyster Cult! Aaaand featuring, by popular demand, BROTHER JOE!
The court finds all these accusations to be entirely baseless. You are free to go, Mr Cumia.
Do you, Joe, take Carol to be your lawful wedded wife?
1 brmlb 2019-08-17
-“we’ve missed you, welcome back to siriusxm” -“and now, our next guest is owner & CEO of the wildly successful compound media network. please give him a warm round of applause”
1 Kurt_Love 2019-08-17
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-08-17
• I love you
1 LiberalPussy 2019-08-17
I’m proud of you, son.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-17
No, he’ll hear this one. Joe’s the kind of dad who will buy them wine coolers and invite Uncle Anthony over.
1 Kurt_Love 2019-08-17
Yeah all the black guys in his town will love layla
1 alveolae 2019-08-17
1 jokespot 2019-08-17
1 McGowan9 2019-08-17
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1 GreekIsExtra 2019-08-17
"I'm so glad you didn't molest me, big brother!"
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-08-17
"I'm really impressed by your work ethic" "I'm proud of you, son" "CP Media finally made a profit is no longer hemorrhaging funds" "I love the green screen idea"
1 jsnoots 2019-08-17
I've got to imagine that there are some actual retards that have graduated high school.
The Cumia boys, beaten by retards, again.
1 wbgreen 2019-08-17
It's called social promotion. Inner city schools do it all the time to get dumb fucks out so they aren't crowding up space for the next grade of kids. You'd have an army of 19 year olds Tyrones and Jamals in the 8th grade if they didn't.
It's worse for the Cumias, because they went to a sububrban school with enough resources to bend over backwards to get two of their only minority students out with a degree and 2.0 GPA.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-17
u/theghostofabevigoda comment?
1 TonyTwoShirts 2019-08-17
When can you start?
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-08-17
“And the award goes to....Rotgot!!”
1 Forgone-Conclusion 2019-08-17
Something nana says all the time to his girlfriends though
1 Smurfboy82 2019-08-17
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1 Gulaggaygoy 2019-08-17
Unless he ever does a real iq-test
1 Smurfboy82 2019-08-17
we regret to inform you that you’re legally retarded.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-17
The Joseph Cumia Show on Sirius XM is the second most listened to show right now with so many fans. Joe, the host, does all these great jokes and characters and does all the music too.
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1 Fat-Edge 2019-08-17
Even a grade A fuckup can finish college. Trust me. The stupidity and immaturity of the Cumio boys is staggering.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-08-17
They couldn't even climb a rope... which is good news if someone ever decides to hang one of them.