Well his dad did it to him and his siblings, so he thinks it's normal behavior. Truly a trash family. I wonder if there are records of his grandparents disgusting past out there we could find, this degeneracy must go back multiple generations.
Well if you're making that sweet $60k a year at age 70 like Joe you gotta keep propping that shit up.
In all seriousness my dad was a mid level civil servant and he will be making 120k/year from pensions and investments. Not even a rich dude. Just a boomer who wasn't a total retard like /u/doxxer100
Images of child pornography are not protected under First Amendment rights, and are illegal contraband under federal law. Section 2256 of Title 18, United States Code
That's usually because you have sites like 4 Chan where the images are loaded into your computer when you click on them, people created false thumbnails to entice others into clicking on them, surprising them when the image in question was actually CP. So now you've got evidence of CP in your cache which is a very worrisome position to be in.
So these weird corner cases do exist. So despite its weird shady nature it does serve some purpose. I think the laws should revamped to be less vauge though. Fuck Joe Cumia and the James Hefner trio
Also because no one knows who he is anymore so he can't easily entice these extremely damaged teenagers with promises of free wine coolers and xanax. He had to go back to the well of damaged girls he's previously dated for Missy after having her arrested for stealing his property. If Ant had options he wouldn't let anyone over 20 into his house.
I watched the Ant section of Big Jay roast, (awkward/painful) a majority of the other comedians joked about Ant's interest in underage girls as he did himself.
Is this some kind of Jimmy Saville situation going on here?
Is he really trying to pretend that Nana Kiddiddler isn't into underage girls or that it was all a "bit"? There are dozens of audio clips featuring Nana groaning in lust over the mere mention of an underage girl, he never even attempted to try to keep it a secret, he openly gloats about it at every opportunity.
I don't understand this, does the bovine actually think there's no law against jerking off to KP? surely he can't, so what did his idiotic mind mean to convey there? or did the imijerrrr terrorists fake this?
I'm just so oddly disturbed by his use of 'KP' ... It's common knowledge that the acronym is 'CP'
Idk why I feel creeped out by that, but I do. Oh, yeah, that and the fact that he thinks it's legal (??????)
First of all what planet is he on saying something like that. Second of all... Why the fuck would you even say that jerking off to child porn is legal and then use a weird ad-hoc acronym nobody else uses?
Add Kurt Love and Anthony's grooming tactics to the mix, and I dunno fellas! Perhaps where there is smoke, there might be a little fire yeah?
I wonder if all this will result in some reddit policy change. It's not gonna stop, and the admins must be sick of listening to some frothing-at-the-mouth geriatric every day.
Couldn't be bothered to copy paste the reddit terms of service but probably spent a good twenty minutes in the thesaurus looking for the word "perseverating." A word that has never slipped out of Joe's cud chewer.
Jerking off to child porn is a felony and palling around with a sex offender when you have kids makes you an enabler. The fact he doesn't think any of this is a big deal speaks volumes.
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1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-11
not in my family they dont
1 SecretKGB 2019-09-11
You know Joe is a two pump chump, so it's not like fucking his daughter would make her late for school.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-11
Joe had both a vasectomy and a bunch of T injections, who the fuck knows what goes on with him
1 Jungies 2019-09-11
....just a loooong, flappy scrotum with nothing in it.
1 BovineCoomia 2019-09-11
What a pathetic ghoul
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-11
Hahaha ew
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-11
Joe also thinks what Ant does to children is okay to do to his daughter. He defends Ant and his actions at every opportunity.
1 NickApleas 2019-09-11
Well his dad did it to him and his siblings, so he thinks it's normal behavior. Truly a trash family. I wonder if there are records of his grandparents disgusting past out there we could find, this degeneracy must go back multiple generations.
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-11
Instead of digging up dirt on dead Cumias, let's keep focusing on making Nana go broke.
1 NickApleas 2019-09-11
I'm aiming for emotional damage.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-11
I won't be happy unless "reddit" is listed as cause of death on his certificate
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-11
Well if you're making that sweet $60k a year at age 70 like Joe you gotta keep propping that shit up.
In all seriousness my dad was a mid level civil servant and he will be making 120k/year from pensions and investments. Not even a rich dude. Just a boomer who wasn't a total retard like /u/doxxer100
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-09-11
SUBPOENA!
1 Knife_rapist 2019-09-11
Sometimes I underestimate just how completely the sub has taken over Joe's meaningless life.
1 lllfrlll 2019-09-11
Images of child pornography are not protected under First Amendment rights, and are illegal contraband under federal law. Section 2256 of Title 18, United States Code
1 Jungies 2019-09-11
Oh, Uncle Paul!
1 mvcv114 2019-09-11
They said my Denaall was all over the kids hiney.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-09-11
here ya go Timothy. shuure.
1 mvcv114 2019-09-11
Little fibber.
1 [deleted] 2019-09-11
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1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-11
Contra-fuckin-band!
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-11
I still can't believe he actually wrote this. What was be thinking?
1 McGowan9 2019-09-11
You're talking about Joseph Cumia. The answer to that question is always, "nothing much."
1 ChatterboxFM 2019-09-11
About losing that fuck it money.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-09-11
He had a point he was trying to make and got lost along the way.
1 BrainPainter 2019-09-11
That's usually because you have sites like 4 Chan where the images are loaded into your computer when you click on them, people created false thumbnails to entice others into clicking on them, surprising them when the image in question was actually CP. So now you've got evidence of CP in your cache which is a very worrisome position to be in.
So these weird corner cases do exist. So despite its weird shady nature it does serve some purpose. I think the laws should revamped to be less vauge though. Fuck Joe Cumia and the James Hefner trio
1 TARE_ME 2019-09-11
“...why would he be with a 30 year old and not some white trash 17 year old?”
Because he was a couple chicks ago? No doubt someone matching that description will make their way back into the rotation in the next little while.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-11
Also because no one knows who he is anymore so he can't easily entice these extremely damaged teenagers with promises of free wine coolers and xanax. He had to go back to the well of damaged girls he's previously dated for Missy after having her arrested for stealing his property. If Ant had options he wouldn't let anyone over 20 into his house.
1 BergStonewall 2019-09-11
Exactly. I immediately thought “because he broke that one’s ribs”.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-09-11
I watched the Ant section of Big Jay roast, (awkward/painful) a majority of the other comedians joked about Ant's interest in underage girls as he did himself.
Is this some kind of Jimmy Saville situation going on here?
1 Deaumont 2019-09-11
No, but only because Saville died as Sir Jimmy and Ant will die penniless and alone with a mouthful of cum.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-09-11
I summarized Joe's brain during that post: https://i.imgur.com/DIlPokU.png
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-11
"capfire" got a nigga. Ribs hurtin' today.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-09-11
He just has a way with words
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-09-11
I don’t know what you guys think... but personally, I feel like this joe character is a bit of a dummy....
1 Jungies 2019-09-11
I like how he starts by arguing that Ant's not a paedophile, and then ends with "so what if he owns kiddy porn and jerks off to it?"
Fuckin' top-notch lawyering right there.
1 ChatterboxFM 2019-09-11
Paragraph 7 lmfao
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-09-11
When Joe speaks it's "uhh" "ummm" "ahhh" "so-so-so-so" but give him time to open up thesaurus.com and suddenly "perseverating" enters his vocabulary.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-11
OH, so so so so so so so so so so so...
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-11
That was in response to me IIRC. Glad I was able to help him hang himself along with his pedo brother.
1 Megaphone_Crooner 2019-09-11
This is good stuff add to the "send to venues" file
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-11
That was 5-6 lifeboat subs ago. I've truly lost count at this point
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-11
Pathetic if true.
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-09-11
This guy is sick!
1 yanggang707 2019-09-11
Joe Cumia is exhausting
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-09-11
Oh joe when will you learn
1 joemoomia 2019-09-11
Is he really trying to pretend that Nana Kiddiddler isn't into underage girls or that it was all a "bit"? There are dozens of audio clips featuring Nana groaning in lust over the mere mention of an underage girl, he never even attempted to try to keep it a secret, he openly gloats about it at every opportunity.
1 telemecanique 2019-09-11
I don't understand this, does the bovine actually think there's no law against jerking off to KP? surely he can't, so what did his idiotic mind mean to convey there? or did the imijerrrr terrorists fake this?
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-11
I'm just so oddly disturbed by his use of 'KP' ... It's common knowledge that the acronym is 'CP'
Idk why I feel creeped out by that, but I do. Oh, yeah, that and the fact that he thinks it's legal (??????)
First of all what planet is he on saying something like that. Second of all... Why the fuck would you even say that jerking off to child porn is legal and then use a weird ad-hoc acronym nobody else uses?
Add Kurt Love and Anthony's grooming tactics to the mix, and I dunno fellas! Perhaps where there is smoke, there might be a little fire yeah?
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-11
KP is the army acronym for kitchen patrol, which was his specialty.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-11
I find the use of "kp" disturbing as well. It's like internal pedophile slang the rest of the world isn't privy to.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-11
"if ant was friends with him, why wouldn't he still be friends with him?'
This has to be the most retarded argument cow brains had ever made.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-11
The only person who would ever be compelled to say this either had it or know Ant had it
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-09-11
I wonder if all this will result in some reddit policy change. It's not gonna stop, and the admins must be sick of listening to some frothing-at-the-mouth geriatric every day.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-09-11
All kidding aside, he deserves to be executed.
1 Psych555 2019-09-11
Couldn't be bothered to copy paste the reddit terms of service but probably spent a good twenty minutes in the thesaurus looking for the word "perseverating." A word that has never slipped out of Joe's cud chewer.
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-11
Jerking off to child porn is a felony and palling around with a sex offender when you have kids makes you an enabler. The fact he doesn't think any of this is a big deal speaks volumes.
1 JamesHeffer 2019-09-11
Can we send this to perverted justice?