"There I am Joe Rogan, off da coast of Amity Island, 1972. The Orcas almost sank completely, Sherrif Brodys up on the mast, and Im in the water. I'm Cuban dawg, I can swim like a mothafucka. Den I see da fin. So I pick up da rifle and go 'Smile you son of a bitch!' If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'!"

1  2019-09-11 by SpaceCaseBassFace

8 comments

1  TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-11

Fawk yeah, bring back Lyin Joey Diaz posts.

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-11

Just don't post about that one guy because he's not involved with the O&A show.

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-11

Afterwards Joe Rogan. Me and Hooper on a piece of driftwood, we smoke a dozen bowls. We dont know what to do, i say, take some of this columbian marching powder, 2 kilos we railed off a seagull's tits Joe Rogan... Anyway the tide brought us in before the credits rolled, it was the 4th of fucking july Joe i swear.

1  JosefKWasArrested 2019-09-11

1100 men went into the water, Joe Rogan, along with a top secret load of blow we were gonna drop on Japan to get them all fucked up. I think the sharks musta started snortin' that shit because they went fuckin' crazy. They bit Herbie Robinson from North Bergen in half, Joe Rogan. I held onto the fin of a shark and he dove down to an underwater city where I ate this mermaid's monkey. You wouldn't think they'd have one, dog, with that fuckin' tail, but I found it.

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-09-11

Bravo.

1  Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-11

The worst part of Joey’s stories is Rogan’s schoolgirl giggles after all the obviously rehearsed punchlines.

1  snargfursk 2019-09-11

Joey Diaz seems like he is always sweaty

1  McGowan9 2019-09-11

There's this chick, Joe Rogan. Lorraine Gary. Married to the local police chief. They're from the city but now he's got this job in the sticks. She's dying out there, Joe Rogan. Bored, fucking horny as hell. She's a New York City gal and now she's stuck out with these fuckin bumpkins. Truth be told, she's a 5 and a half. She's got the tranny face but the body's smoking. One night, chief Brody's out on the job. She calls me up. I go over there, the kids are asleep. She sucks my dick, I eat her ass. We smoke some heroin, chains, whips, she kicks my ass, I choke her. Fucking insane, Joe Rogan.