Reminder: Patrick Tomlinson cheated during the Brewer's Half Marathon by cutting two spots

1  2019-09-22 by TheRealJirnNorton

9 comments

I got your six, child

Where they cross, he turned the wrong way both times and cut off the out-and-backs. Common approach of marathon cheaters. The math works out for a walker like him to finish with his times. He’s caught and can’t weasel out of it this time.

Aren’t they tracked by their numbers?

They’re tracked by bib number but there’s no enforcement. It’s super common, especially among narcissists and people who chase “likes” on social media. Who does this sound like? (Fourth paragraph)

https://www.marathoninvestigation.com/2019/03/cheating-for-likes-a-closer-examination-of-bre-manziels-and-khloe-yerae-divas-half-marathon-dq.html

I love how he maintains his innocence by writing paragraphs-long denials and defenses, which just proves his guilt and desperation to cover this up.

He's a no-good cheater if you ask me

I have heard rumors around the campfire that he's fat, too.

He also shut your shit down

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