He actually thought this was a good joke

1  2019-09-20 by ellencakehorn

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Is 'darling' a synonym for shit?

If he did that the entire book would be blank.

How could anyone think that was actually good? Fatrick is such a piece of shit.

That's why he probably has to pay to get his books published.

He definitely does. This fag had his ebooks for free on Amazon a few years ago and probably paid to get them in the recommended category. That’s how I originally heard of Patso and his horrible writing. He really isn’t talented and he has other talentless writers, like Chuck Wendig, complimenting him on Twitter.

After Fatrick gets done with the fridge it looks like it’s been nuked. Nikki has to beg him to please not nuke the fridge again

Ewwwwww

HEY PAT YOU SUCK!

"Fonald Plump" was deemed good enough to make it in though.

Isn't it supposed to be a sci-fi novel set way into the future? Why would anybody know or give a fuck about mythbusters in that setting? We're dealing with a retarded person

He fully expected the replies to be: “HAHA! Too funny! Why did you cut thaaaaaat? I bet you have so many other clever jokes that you have hidden from us common folk. What will this guy say next, guys??!”

NUKE THE FRIDGE! HA HA HA HOLE-EEE SHIT!

He thought whatever mythbusters intern saw that would be like "hahaha, what a crazy idea, this deserves a retweet"

Nice topical reference, stupid.