What an embarrassing thing to mention publicly.

is this real? is he trying to do the "oh, my wife!" bit? he sounds like he actually hates her.

Oh wow these are real tweets. That's a fucking embarrassing thing to admit.

Fat boy tries way too hard to sound cool when there’s not a single person on his followers list who buys it, even the losers who actually like him.

What an awful thing to say about sweet Niki

For anybody who wasn't around when this happened. Neil Gaiman liked one of Pat's status' about Nazis in America and how police aren't doing enough.

Pat then proceeded to repeatedly @ Neil (even posting about Neil on his insta) culminating in this incredibly disrespectful post about his current wife as a last ditch effort to get that sweet, sweet, follow back. Fat boy never did get that follow (he honestly probably would have if he had just played it cool instead of sperging out) but Gaiman does follow Norm. Amen

Tries to sound like his idea of a man and sounds like a bitcb.

Also... Vegetables? Come up with a more believable lie.

Plot twist - he doesn't contribute anything to the mortgage payments.

Nor does he eat vegetables

Operation : Seduce Nikki is a "go".

They have a mortgage for that dumpy ghetto townhouse he brags about?

What a fucking monster, now he makes her work for his childrens toys and failed life ventures. All while it is spiraling her into alcoholism and stress eating to deal with the child that conned her into a relationship. #prayfornikki