Pat gets dragged pretty often on twitter and he blocks and deletes it then tells everyone he won. He’s a man pushing 40 and brags that he blocked someone like it was a major accomplishment. Money well spent, child!
He spent thousands of dollars to recover a Twitter account and he still thinks he's "won" that, too. He's without a doubt the most delusional and detached-from-reality person I've ever seen.
That’s what’s funny, he brags that someone blocked him because he’s so right about something and they can’t handle it, then brags about blocking people.
Wait he's not in his 40s?! He looks at least 42 get it because that's the meaning of life from The Hitchhiker's Guide to How to Fake a "Career" Ripping off Hitchhiker's Guide.
The other guy's final comment to Sweetcheeks about warning his kids about creeps like Pat (he did not respond):
This has turned creepy dude. Now you’re tweets sound like a cross between gaslighting and a poor attempt at life coaching. It’s the kind of online interaction I warn my kids about.
Someone should tell him that when they say "Writers write" they don't mean thoughtlets on Twitter. Every bit of this guy's lesbian Farscape fanfiction he thinks demands to be published.
How fucking dumb do you have to be to insult someones intelligence with obvious flaws in your own intelligence in the same fucking sentence. What a dumb sweet summer little nothing child.
"don't pretend to knowledge and experience you do not have" says the fucking professional "novelist". Nice grasp on proper English language you fat cucked pedophile child.
He unironically uses "Sweetie"... Jesus fucking Christ... he's like one of his poorly written characters... just an empty shell spouting garbage dialogue... and all the while trying to come off as a brilliant "novelist"... this is getting way too good.
Classic novelist behavior from the honest and wise /u/patricksstomlinson. Much like how Vonnegut used to humiliate himself by losing retarded arguments with his pen pals, all while affecting the dialect of the maid in Gone With the Wind.
Im not fat, sweet summer child. Im a No1 best selling author thats sold 28 copies, ok. I also heard Jonathans beer can cock is too big for Adrienne (oh how i miss her 😓). Also, riding a Triumph doesnt make me a huge pussy.
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1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-08-29
Pat gets dragged pretty often on twitter and he blocks and deletes it then tells everyone he won. He’s a man pushing 40 and brags that he blocked someone like it was a major accomplishment. Money well spent, child!
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-29
He spent thousands of dollars to recover a Twitter account and he still thinks he's "won" that, too. He's without a doubt the most delusional and detached-from-reality person I've ever seen.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-08-29
He also claimed he’s gained an even bigger following, in reality he had 40.8k followers, now it’s dropped to 40.7k. Really needed that lawyer!
1 SensibleKeks 2019-08-29
**Thousands of dollars of his wife's money.
1 fatty-patty- 2019-08-29
He also screenshots and brags about being the victor when other people block him though. And he's too fat and retarded to see the hypocrisy.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-08-29
That’s what’s funny, he brags that someone blocked him because he’s so right about something and they can’t handle it, then brags about blocking people.
1 paneracist 2019-08-29
Wait he's not in his 40s?! He looks at least 42 get it because that's the meaning of life from The Hitchhiker's Guide to How to Fake a "Career" Ripping off Hitchhiker's Guide.
1 SuckMyPenisPlzPlz 2019-08-29
Writing woke science fiction puts to shame outdated writes such as the likes of Shakespeare and Hemingway, child
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-08-29
If you look up faggot in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of Patty Cakes as the first definition.
1 bigbird911 2019-08-29
On crack!
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-08-29
No, you’ll see the definition of the word faggot which he fucking is.
1 PringlesCanJonathan 2019-08-29
The other guy's final comment to Sweetcheeks about warning his kids about creeps like Pat (he did not respond):
1 UnclePaulsSoul 2019-08-29
Even normal people can foresee the dangers of Pat.
1 EsotericOrderOfBacon 2019-08-29
Someone should tell him that when they say "Writers write" they don't mean thoughtlets on Twitter. Every bit of this guy's lesbian Farscape fanfiction he thinks demands to be published.
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-08-29
“Don’t pretend to knowledge and experience” Retard.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-29
How fucking dumb do you have to be to insult someones intelligence with obvious flaws in your own intelligence in the same fucking sentence. What a dumb sweet summer little nothing child.
1 sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-08-29
Send bobs and vagine my sweet summer baby
1 McGowan9 2019-08-29
Probably drunk too, warming a bar stool at 2 in the afternoon.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-08-29
"don't pretend to knowledge and experience you do not have" says the fucking professional "novelist". Nice grasp on proper English language you fat cucked pedophile child.
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-08-29
Leo Touchboys.
1 Senior_Poster 2019-08-29
"Dragged" what a fucking faggot.
1 percykaramello 2019-08-29
He unironically uses "Sweetie"... Jesus fucking Christ... he's like one of his poorly written characters... just an empty shell spouting garbage dialogue... and all the while trying to come off as a brilliant "novelist"... this is getting way too good.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-29
Classic novelist behavior from the honest and wise /u/patricksstomlinson. Much like how Vonnegut used to humiliate himself by losing retarded arguments with his pen pals, all while affecting the dialect of the maid in Gone With the Wind.
1 PatrickSSTomlinson 2019-08-29
Did someone summon me, child?
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-29
Tagged your username by accident, but realized you weren't the real deal when I saw that your comments aren't pants-shitting retarded.
1 PatrickSSTomlinson 2019-08-29
Im not fat, sweet summer child. Im a No1 best selling author thats sold 28 copies, ok. I also heard Jonathans beer can cock is too big for Adrienne (oh how i miss her 😓). Also, riding a Triumph doesnt make me a huge pussy.