We need to be ready to send screenshots of Fatty's unhinged and threatening tweets and online behavior if this turns out to be an employment opportunity.
Because he's terrified that people will find out who he really is, and the things that he has said. And they will. Not only is making fun of a public figure perfectly legal, but so is informing prospective business partners of someone's history of online toxicity. It doesn't matter if this is a publisher or a movie studio - they will be inundated with a history of Patso's unhinged behavior.
Hey Fatty! Good to see that a comedian and "writer" cough SUCH a creative mind ! - still can't think of any similes for "child", you fat piece of repeating shit
Your empty threats mean less than your daughter does to you. You scare nobody, you lolcow. But keep telling everyone how we are in our "death spasms" while you obsessively check our sub all day while sitting on your fatass at Hooligans, drinking away your wife's money.
You are our own personal lolcow, and we will never tire of laughing at you, because you will never tire of jumping whenever we say.
You are in your death spasms, child. Every time you lose a sub, you lose 30%-40% of your subscribers. Everytime you start a new one (or two) they're banned even faster than the last time.
You're fading into nothingness even as the target of your irrational obsession and hatred rises.
You only fail, and I only win. All the forced laughter in the world won't change that reality, little one.
This is never going to end sweetie. As long as you live we will milk your fat tits for laughs. You are a never ending failure and lolcow. We are even on voat, saidit and kiwifarms documenting your unhinged loser lefty behavior and failures at life. This has no winnable outcome for you. You fucked with the ONE community on the internet you shouldn't have you weak low-t beta male faggot.
I'm sorry, sir, we only acknowledge comments from people who have blue check marks on Twitter, or who at least value their alleged offspring more than they do a dying social media platform. checks clipboard You aren't on this list, sir.
FACTS - Any version of this sub garners a higher readership than any of your "novels".
That's really all you've got, eh? "Not a single fact, child." Even in response to indisputable facts, photos, etc. Jim Norton is actually way more well known than you'll ever be. That is a fact that you can't argue and we probably do have a bigger readership than you. Or try saying you're not fat again you delusional fuck.
Paying to get your Twitter - which you value more than your child or second, better wife - isn't winning, you delusional, fat, out of shape, has been who never was.
Your brightest moment was a viral tweet that nobody remembers, and even then Ben Shapiro owned your ample ass publicly.
If a big group of people were calling me a fat autistic pederast every day and photoshopping cocks into my wife's mouth I probably wouldn't view that as a win.
Have fun showing up to holligans after today. You should notice the bartenders looking/pointing/whispering when you walk in/sit down, after the email i just sent.
How long before your entire Twitter following finds out who you really are? We have the receipts, child, and I have as many alt accounts as you do regular readers - easily a dozen. Don't think that I won't take the time to personally DM every sexually confused freak show that follows you with screenshots, you fat Great Value Seth MacFarlane.
That's funny, you tweeted this within the last week.
You are completely untalented, and you know it. Your writing is indistinguishable from a NaNoWriMo housewife trying desperately to sound like Douglas Adams.
Your entire life is a giant defense mechanism from this one painful truth that you cannot face: that you have absolutely nothing to offer the world, and the one potential contribution you made to the species you abandoned for reasons which I guarantee you are terrified of being made public.
Good afternoon, Fatty! I see that you aren't working or doing anything productive today, but simply checking a days-old thread obsessively.
No sane, emotionally healthy person spends this much time obsessing about what a group of people are saying about them. You aren't right in the head, butterball.
And that joke you made about the Catholic church on that drunken video with your low T, sexually confused friends....?
Very James Gunn of you. That, taken in tandem with your use of the word "child" in any sort of debate to establish a power dynamic, is starting to paint a very vivid portrait of who you really are, and the dirt Adrienne likely has on you.
Hey Pat, I don't know if you've read Lord of the Rings, but there are a lot of cool positive messages like friendship, cooperation and how even the smallest of people can make a difference. So when getting a tattoo why did you decide to ignore all that and get one with the black speech of mordor, a line about subjugating all races under one Master?
Have you always fantasized about dominating and controlling people?
Patrick, you're a joke. Your second wife has a fuck-my-whore-mouth face. Your daughter will always resent you. You're writing is terrible (Fonald Plump.) You're a caricature of a pretentious writer who everyone laughs at.
Funny, you were saying the same thing a few weeks ago. Then our numbers tripled overnight and you shut your mouth real fucking quick. You should know better than to kick the hornet's nest by now.
I hope to God that "amazing professional news" he received today isn't a Netflix deal. Hopefully he just got another $5,000 advance on his next shitty book or he's going to have his fat face all over Nasa's unexplained files.
If it's Netflix, we will inundate their offices with screenshots of his abusive and violent online behavior. We'll make damn sure that the word gets out about Fatty, and that Cancel Culture does it's job on him.
Nothing funnier than when the Left sabotages themselves.
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1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
We need to be ready to send screenshots of Fatty's unhinged and threatening tweets and online behavior if this turns out to be an employment opportunity.
1 patrickstomlinson 2019-09-15
It isn't, child. Thanks for the screenshot.
2 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-09-15
Stop stalking us, child
2 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-15
How come he's in this one and not /r/StarshipPedo which at the current moment has more subscribers? Very interesting how he's avoiding that one.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
He can't. His narcissism won't allow it. He's his biggest and only fan.
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-09-15
Why can't he just leave us alone? We just want to have a peaceful community without being harassed by this online terrorist
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
Because he's terrified that people will find out who he really is, and the things that he has said. And they will. Not only is making fun of a public figure perfectly legal, but so is informing prospective business partners of someone's history of online toxicity. It doesn't matter if this is a publisher or a movie studio - they will be inundated with a history of Patso's unhinged behavior.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-15
Also a gun carrying white supremacist nazi incel. Real menace this guy is.
2 fawwkyeah 2019-09-15
Jesus, here he comes with the "child" bullshit again
Get a life, faggot
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
Hey Fatty! Good to see that a comedian and "writer" cough SUCH a creative mind ! - still can't think of any similes for "child", you fat piece of repeating shit Your empty threats mean less than your daughter does to you. You scare nobody, you lolcow. But keep telling everyone how we are in our "death spasms" while you obsessively check our sub all day while sitting on your fatass at Hooligans, drinking away your wife's money.
You are our own personal lolcow, and we will never tire of laughing at you, because you will never tire of jumping whenever we say.
1 patrickstomlinson 2019-09-15
You are in your death spasms, child. Every time you lose a sub, you lose 30%-40% of your subscribers. Everytime you start a new one (or two) they're banned even faster than the last time.
You're fading into nothingness even as the target of your irrational obsession and hatred rises.
You only fail, and I only win. All the forced laughter in the world won't change that reality, little one.
4 kubrickfan1234 2019-09-15
If you only win, why don't you have custody of your daughter?
2 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-15
Leave Jonathan's daughter out of this
4 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-15
This is never going to end sweetie. As long as you live we will milk your fat tits for laughs. You are a never ending failure and lolcow. We are even on voat, saidit and kiwifarms documenting your unhinged loser lefty behavior and failures at life. This has no winnable outcome for you. You fucked with the ONE community on the internet you shouldn't have you weak low-t beta male faggot.
4 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-15
Nothing on earth is more rational than hating a dishonest, thieving, delusional fraud like you. Literally everyone who sees you hates you.
2 GayJizzExplosion 2019-09-15
You said we were in death spasms 6 months ago, child. and you were wrong.
2 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
I'm sorry, sir, we only acknowledge comments from people who have blue check marks on Twitter, or who at least value their alleged offspring more than they do a dying social media platform. checks clipboard You aren't on this list, sir.
FACTS - Any version of this sub garners a higher readership than any of your "novels".
You are less well known than Jim Norton.
AND you are our biggest fan. Die fat about it.
0 patrickstomlinson 2019-09-15
Yet again, you have not stated a single fact, and never will.
3 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
You're right. I didn't state a single fact. I stated three.
Nice reading comprehension, stupid. Die fat about it.
3 LiberalPussy 2019-09-15
Why are you so silent to the accusations that you consume feces from the diapers of infants? I’m beginning to believe your accusers.
2 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-09-15
LIAR WHORE LIAR WHORE AND YOU KNOW IT
2 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-15
That's really all you've got, eh? "Not a single fact, child." Even in response to indisputable facts, photos, etc. Jim Norton is actually way more well known than you'll ever be. That is a fact that you can't argue and we probably do have a bigger readership than you. Or try saying you're not fat again you delusional fuck.
2 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-15
All you do is lie and the only person you have fooled is yourself. Good luck Pat, hopefully you get the help you need
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-15
https://i.redd.it/zvli03b7hmt21.jpg
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-15
He stated facts, we have the receipts fatty.
1 jockiboi 2019-09-15
God, you are one of the best we have ever come across. I love to hate you, child.
2 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
Paying to get your Twitter - which you value more than your child or second, better wife - isn't winning, you delusional, fat, out of shape, has been who never was.
Your brightest moment was a viral tweet that nobody remembers, and even then Ben Shapiro owned your ample ass publicly.
2 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-15
If a big group of people were calling me a fat autistic pederast every day and photoshopping cocks into my wife's mouth I probably wouldn't view that as a win.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-15
It's his fetish of having black dudes with melanized pythons reaching depths of his wife he never has and never will.
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-15
That's because you have no vision, little one.
2 ellencakehorn 2019-09-15
Today I learned having 17,000 people ridiculing you for being incredibly pathetic is winning.
3 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-15
I think my favorite comment is "This guy looks like Billy Joel's idea of a tough guy."
3 ellencakehorn 2019-09-15
He does look very Uptown Girl-ish
2 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-15
/u/patrickstomlinson do you even realize that you sound exactly like Joe Cumia in saying that dumb shit? This will never end, child.
1 patrickstomlinson 2019-09-15
It ended over a month ago, child. You're just too dumb to realize it.
3 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-15
Lol you're still responding and spending your entire day devoted to us over a year after this all started, child.
3 PhishInVa2 2019-09-15
Have fun showing up to holligans after today. You should notice the bartenders looking/pointing/whispering when you walk in/sit down, after the email i just sent.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-15
thank you for your service
1 2th_repair 2019-09-15
God bless
2 LiberalPussy 2019-09-15
Imagine being dumber than a spaghetti nigger like Joe Cumia. It’s baffling how retarded you are.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
How long before your entire Twitter following finds out who you really are? We have the receipts, child, and I have as many alt accounts as you do regular readers - easily a dozen. Don't think that I won't take the time to personally DM every sexually confused freak show that follows you with screenshots, you fat Great Value Seth MacFarlane.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-15
That's funny, you tweeted this within the last week.
You are completely untalented, and you know it. Your writing is indistinguishable from a NaNoWriMo housewife trying desperately to sound like Douglas Adams.
Your entire life is a giant defense mechanism from this one painful truth that you cannot face: that you have absolutely nothing to offer the world, and the one potential contribution you made to the species you abandoned for reasons which I guarantee you are terrified of being made public.
Have a nice day!
1 like_tears_1n_rain 2019-09-15
Does your wife know about all this? How does she feel about your online behavior? She can't be condoning what you're doing here.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-15
It ended but you keep talking about it. Way to go, dopey.
1 StarWarsToysAreGay 2019-09-15
You take down our subs and we'll just make new ones, child. You're an impotent manchild.
1 patrickstomlinson 2019-09-15
And they'll come down faster each time, with fewer subscribers each time, until the abyss swallows you, child.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
Good afternoon, Fatty! I see that you aren't working or doing anything productive today, but simply checking a days-old thread obsessively.
No sane, emotionally healthy person spends this much time obsessing about what a group of people are saying about them. You aren't right in the head, butterball.
And that joke you made about the Catholic church on that drunken video with your low T, sexually confused friends....?
Very James Gunn of you. That, taken in tandem with your use of the word "child" in any sort of debate to establish a power dynamic, is starting to paint a very vivid portrait of who you really are, and the dirt Adrienne likely has on you.
The clock is ticking, Fatty.
1 patrickstomlinson 2019-09-15
Wrong again, child. I'm quite busy making line edits to my 6th published novel.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-15
You're editing a published novel? Sounds like you put the cart before the space horse!
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
Oh yeah? Congratulations, man! If you really apply yourself, maybe you'll get up to 7 copies a month!
"Child" again, huh? Way to disprove my theory. One can only imagine what we might find on your hard drive.
Tick tock tick tock tick tock....
1 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-15
How was your liquid lunch at Hooligan’s? I’m not sure you’ll be welcome there much longer, little one...
OOPSIE DOODLES!! 🤦🏻♂️
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
Also, are you having the wings while you are at your "office", or just the brats, child?
Hmm.... says "child" obsessively.... makes repeated pedophilia jokes... loves to stick something called "brats" in his mouth....
Talk more about Kavanaugh's dick, pervert. At least he loves and sees his child.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
Wait, how are you "editing" if you are obsessively checking Reddit to see what the mean Nazi incels are saying about you?
Jesus Christ, you big ball of talentless uncooked dough. You are sentient cringe.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-15
How hard is it to do line edits on a shitty book that won’t sell like your other work?
1 rykorotez 2019-09-15
With his grammar and spelling mistakes? Weeks if not months.
1 RealMilwaukeePolice 2019-09-15
And it will sell a whopping 6 copies a month on amazon
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-15
How can you make line edits to a published novel? Nobody's buying the 2nd edition of your shit, Rupert.
1 PedophiliaIsWrong 2019-09-15
Is it the next installment of the Wererats Tale? Your writing fucking STINKS!
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-15
You say published novel like you're Dean Coontz. You're on a shitty pay to publish service that doesn't even advertise your name on their website.
Jon's gonna watch your daughter grow up and you'll never see her again. As Adrienne said it's for the best, fuckin pedo.
1 misschippa 2019-09-15
Your 6th self-published Douglas Adams rip-off that reads like it was written by a 14 yr old.
1 Python_Jon 2019-09-15
Your books are total flops. Under 5 copies a month on amazon. Get a job and stop wasting your wife’s money.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-09-15
Paaaaaaaaaaaaatrick!!!
1 ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-15
Dear Patrick, maybe you should have edited that line more carefully. Present tense doesn't seem to be grammatically correct here.
Again, how about some line editing on here for the future?
You should say it. You know that it only makes everybody think of the abandonment of...
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-15
Going to add characters like gonald gump, gret gavanaugh? Any other biting satire like that?
I kid, you write like you're making a play for kindergartners. How are the chins going btw?
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
And the abyss named Obscurity has all ready swallowed you, Mr. 4 Copies A Month.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-15
Christ, get your mind off of eating for one second you fat tub of shit.
1 rykorotez 2019-09-15
Just like how the FBI was supposed to come and arrest us all months ago?
1 MR_BUCKETS 2019-09-15
Yes, just like George Bush, Obama and Trump were able to eradicate terrorism. Repeatedly kicking the hornets nest is doing wonders, child.
Your parents did you a great disservice by not getting you into specialized schooling so you could learn to socialize effectively.
1 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-15
Hi sweetie, we're still here. Thanks for stopping by, little one 👋🏻
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-15
Hey Pat, I don't know if you've read Lord of the Rings, but there are a lot of cool positive messages like friendship, cooperation and how even the smallest of people can make a difference. So when getting a tattoo why did you decide to ignore all that and get one with the black speech of mordor, a line about subjugating all races under one Master?
Have you always fantasized about dominating and controlling people?
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-15
I thought you “beat” us, why do you keep talking about us? Your pathetic responses give us endless material, child.
1 FatrickMcNoDaughter 2019-09-15
And you'll still be a fat impotent manbaby, little one. That clip of you saying you miss your ex wife was funny.
1 fatty-patty- 2019-09-15
The follower count stays pretty consistent fatty. You don't seem to understand how this works. You're really bad at this.
1 misschippa 2019-09-15
Patrick, you're a joke. Your second wife has a fuck-my-whore-mouth face. Your daughter will always resent you. You're writing is terrible (Fonald Plump.) You're a caricature of a pretentious writer who everyone laughs at.
1 ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-15
Patrick, you are 40. Get a grip, man.
1 kingbelwas 2019-09-15
I can’t wait until your next book comes out, buddy.
2 Bigsmooth4 2019-09-15
Good Lord you're a sad little delusional queer bait
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-09-15
Funny, you were saying the same thing a few weeks ago. Then our numbers tripled overnight and you shut your mouth real fucking quick. You should know better than to kick the hornet's nest by now.
1 safka13 2019-09-15
Are you so dumb that you think there is only one person behind the subs? Also you abandoned your child, even that faggot Joe Cumia didn't do it.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-15
How come you're posting here and not in /r/StarshipPedo which at the time of writing has 30%-40% more subscribers than this one.
Something to hide?
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-15
I have a better relationship with your child than you do, and ive never met her. Hows that feel fatso?
1 -BanDodger- 2019-09-15
You took the bait and jumped lol.
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-15
See ya at spring training faggot
1 Leaveitalonesniff 2019-09-15
Thanks for the idle threat, fatty. Your screenshots for your "investigation" mean fucking nothing you stupid child.
1 HudsonMargera 2019-09-15
Thanks Pat. Just had to click on your latest post to find this place.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-15
I hope to God that "amazing professional news" he received today isn't a Netflix deal. Hopefully he just got another $5,000 advance on his next shitty book or he's going to have his fat face all over Nasa's unexplained files.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-15
If it's Netflix, we will inundate their offices with screenshots of his abusive and violent online behavior. We'll make damn sure that the word gets out about Fatty, and that Cancel Culture does it's job on him.
Nothing funnier than when the Left sabotages themselves.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2019-09-15
Why does this have 51 comments but I only see 3?
1 instarembling 2019-09-15
Go to patrickstomlinson comment and open it
1 I-take-beast-shits 2019-09-15
Oh my lord