Confirmed: Patrick S. Tomlinson is not competing in the Brewers mini marathon on Sat, September 28, 2019

1  2019-09-23 by FatMarathonCheater

12 comments

He probably registered and was kicked out after we exposed him as a cheater.

/u/patrickstomlinson comment, child?

My belief is that he registered then withdrew because he knew we were watching and he knew he was going to pull another time that an elderly obese woman would run.

That sucks. Those photos were fucking gold.

They really were. I couldn't have hope for better.

He might have registered under James Hefner. But most likely he's just being fat.

Why not,child?

I'm pretty sure that he is banned for life after being exposed as a cheater.

If he's registered under a different name we'll find him. Just need to find a middle aged overweight black woman's time, and then check everybody after her.

If someone goes please make a sign of the happy couple

Based on his times, he's never really competed.

The only reason he would pull out of this marathon is because marathon investigators are on to him. He’s admitting that’s he’s been cheating.