His "Database" will crush us all!

1  2019-09-23 by BigAppleRanchRep

14 comments

I can see why he tattooed the black speech of Mordor on his arm. He loves feeling like he's got power over people.

Damn skippy

people who will stand with me against

You dumb fat mother fucker, they don't stand with you enough to even buy your shitty books. We see the sales numbers. Don't mistake the fact that they like your stupid tweets into thinking they actually support you anymore than it takes to click a button on a web page.

They're all armchair activists. Any righteous indignation they ever show is based solely off of how easy it is to showboat on Twitter. None of them actually care enough to take time out of their day because you agree that orange man bad.

Wasn't Al Qaeda called the database? I can't believe this man is allowed to own guns.

More like gaytabase

If you get an email asking you to shit logs into my mouth it wasn't from me!

"They are already guilty of any number of felonies."
-Patty Cakes

Fawk! Better pack it up boys, he's not playing.

Zero is a number.

Your IP just got a double * next to it child.

We'll all be in jail any day now.

Is damn skippy the new oopsie doodles?

Should be

I'm sure law enforcement is taking his claims very seriously

"Whats Reddit?"