Two people that will always be infinitely more happy than Patrick. While miserable Pat gets drunk and cries on Twitter, getting triggered over petty shit like a fat baby, these two have created a happy, loving family together. Who do you think is the real winner?

1  2019-09-22 by FART_STINKY_SHIT

5 comments

7  FrightyFright 2019-09-22

Fatrick might not have a family, or even a wife since Nikki left him, but at least he has a “follower horde” on twitter that barely engage with him

5  HuffinGlueFumes420 2019-09-22

He has 40k followers, and that number is dropping. And most of them are bots. Hence the engagement. His biggest tweets get no more than 2k likes and most of them are likely due to being retweeted.

5  GeMigMat 2019-09-22

Must be nice to have a dad who doesn't post shirtless instagram photos like an asshole

3  yanggang707 2019-09-22

you can tell they are happy

2  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-22

I bet that they don't waste a moment of their lives obsessing about Twitter or Kavanaugh's penis, unlike an unsuccessful self-publisher that I could mention.