City marathons are nothing more than a scam. They are just like firewalking, something that looks hard but is physiologically simple

1  2019-09-22 by Ant_Sucks

They are massive scams designed to sell products and generate income for professionally run charities. Experienced runners usually avoid them because they are over priced and packed with overweight slobs who didn't do the training but want their co-workers to be call them an athlete.

Literally anybody can do a half marathon. Waiters, mailmen, etc all pull those distances every shift.

Telling people you ran a half marathon in a substandard time and thinking that makes you "disciplined" is like walking across hot coals at a $3000 Tony Robbins seminar and thinking people will be impressed. Stupid people will be.

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Go run 13 miles then faggot.

ANYONE CAN DO IT

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Lol stupid unintentionally funny bot.

I agree on the city “beer run” themed bullshit. They’re 90% horseshit.

I run a few to shake up my marathon and triathlon training, and it’s infuriating to weave through packs of fatties like Patrick and impossible to PR in one.

Cheating at one is disgusting, and par for the course for Fatrick.

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