He legitimately looks retarded. Also, the pained expression on his face as he gives it everything he's got to finish ahead of that soccer mom is hilarious.
LOL...Who's the in-shape guy running next to the Fatster? I'm noticing he isn't wearing a bib...Could it really be ? That he actually had someone running with him for moral support? Also notice Tub of Lard sprinting the last meters (when there's people watching) grinning his teeth and looking like a retard, he's so thin-skinned and caring of other people's opinions that he couldn't just jog over the finish-line...I'm actually kind of hoping that Fatrick get's a netflix series because he would absolutely self-destruct after the 1st episode if people didn't like it.
Note that he is clearly walking in every pic except the last “sprint” pics. There’s no way this manchild could have made 13.1 miles in less than three hours, child. He cut the course in two places and at most he went 8 miles that day. Patrick S Tomlinson is a course-cutter.
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2 ellencakehorn 2019-09-22
http://www.racephotonetwork.com/QPPlus/SearchBibNumber.aspx?EventID=1138017&_AccountNumber=468&EventName=Brewers+Mini+Marathon&EventDate=
There are even better ones on there than tgr one that is usually posted.
I think my favorite is the finish line one where both feet are off of the ground.
1 Killa-Ku 2019-09-22
He legitimately looks retarded. Also, the pained expression on his face as he gives it everything he's got to finish ahead of that soccer mom is hilarious.
1 therealstinks 2019-09-22
post them
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-22
Hahaha i literally laughed out loud at half of those pictures! What a gold mine. Tyfys
1 siposip 2019-09-22
LOL...Who's the in-shape guy running next to the Fatster? I'm noticing he isn't wearing a bib...Could it really be ? That he actually had someone running with him for moral support? Also notice Tub of Lard sprinting the last meters (when there's people watching) grinning his teeth and looking like a retard, he's so thin-skinned and caring of other people's opinions that he couldn't just jog over the finish-line...I'm actually kind of hoping that Fatrick get's a netflix series because he would absolutely self-destruct after the 1st episode if people didn't like it.
1 runneroffortune79 2019-09-22
It’s pretty easy to “sprint” - or whatever the Fatty equivalent is - when you cut out miles of the course and have fresh legs at the end of the race.
fatrickfacts
2 Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-22
/u/patrickstomlinson
1 runneroffortune79 2019-09-22
Note that he is clearly walking in every pic except the last “sprint” pics. There’s no way this manchild could have made 13.1 miles in less than three hours, child. He cut the course in two places and at most he went 8 miles that day. Patrick S Tomlinson is a course-cutter.
1 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-22
Patrick "Rosie Ruiz" Tomlinson
1 Skip4play 2019-09-22
I thought there was only one but Ive seen like 3 new ones from that day and they are hilarious.