Fatrick seems to respond to every post about his half-marathon cheating

22  2019-09-22 by EasilyForgotten1138

I wonder why πŸ€”

A troubled conscience never rests, child. For someone who claims to "keep winning", he sure seems desperate to keep something suppressed.

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u/PatrickSTomlinson has never run a legit half marathon in his life. He is a cheater, failure, and loser. He also got cucked by his good friend Jonathan who creampied Pat's wife daily while Pat was dressed up as Sulu at sci-fi conventions.

Oopsie doodles!! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

He’s also a faggot. I hope big Jon πŸ† takes pity on Nikki and shows her what a real man is all about.

Big Jon did everyone a favor. Except for Pat.

Oopsie Doodles!

Marathon investigators are nazis, child

Hush, children, you will never defeat a vengeful old testament sex god.

He also responds to almost all DMs you send him with expected results

What is his obsession with other men's penises? He was posting obsessively about Kavanaugh's penis on Twitter for several days, and now he is going on about yours.

He's seriously not right in the head. He might not be a full-on water head Mongoloid like his brother, but he's definitely not right.

It's almost as if he wants to measure the size of other mens' dicks. Weird.

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